"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Greenday is punk and they aren't a "made" band. They have busted their balls to be as successful as they are. They've earned it. VH1 did a documentary on the band, and you'd be surprised at the story of the band members.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Green Day is NOT punk. Not even close, sorry. Maybe like 12 years ago they were, but not anymore. However, they have earned their place, unlike most acts out there today. It's just that...their new album is pretty weak compared to Dookie and other earlier efforts.

They are only massive successes now because their music is more pop oriented.
 
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hey anyone remember the first video?
video killed the radio star


anyone remember remote control?

anyone remember the commercial with the grime reaper knocking at the door and the guy says hey will you come back when they stop playing videos? the catch was its all videos 24 hrs a day 7 days a week.
now where the heck is that grime reaper at? he shoulda pulled the plug a decade ago....
 
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Some of you will think i'm crazy, but i really do think MTV and Hollywood are ruining America.
 
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Originally posted by tristan22
Some of you will think i'm crazy, but i really do think MTV and Hollywood are ruining America.
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i agree with you
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by il_duce
Green Day is NOT punk. Not even close, sorry. Maybe like 12 years ago they were, but not anymore. However, they have earned their place, unlike most acts out there today. It's just that...their new album is pretty weak compared to Dookie and other earlier efforts.

They are only massive successes now because their music is more pop oriented.
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That's funny...GreenDay considers themselves Punk and that is their official genre of music. Again, GreenDay IS a Punk band.
 
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Originally posted by tristan22
Some of you will think i'm crazy, but i really do think MTV and Hollywood are ruining America.
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Sounds good... and it's easy to say such a thing.

The only problem with this is the horrifying fact that both Hollywood and MTV is only a response to the people. They are only giving us what we are asking for.

This is still a Democracy ladies and gentlemen, even though it does not feel like it. 'Real World' first arrived in 1990, and there was no other reality show in sight... for years in fact. It was and has been a hit ever since... now we wonder why we see so much of this bull**** on television.

People get mad about Britney Spears, 50 Cent, Green Day and others. Newsflash... these mother****ers are selling millions upon millions of albums in spite of file sharing.

You know those ****ty blockbusters? They still gross hundreds of millions of dollars.

It's not Hollywood nor is it MTV... stop blaming it on an external force. No... the problem... is us.

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Originally posted by tristan22
Some of you will think i'm crazy, but i really do think MTV and Hollywood are ruining America.
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They are not ruining America, THEY ALREADY HAVE! :(
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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