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Master Don Juan
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Can this user be banned? It's my wife trying to spy on all the posts I make. This is supposed to be a private discussion of real mean, no wives are allowed.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Actually I TOLD her my username. It was dumb, but I really have nothing to hide. Why should I run around and cover my tracks like a p/ssy?Jaylan said:Dang. Id like to think that in 2013, guys can become at least tech savvy enough that they know how to cover their internet tracks from women. Hell, just deleting history and cookies could prevent most women from being able to know what a guy is doing online.
O wells, good luck OP. You will need it. Your privacy is pretty much gone.
From now on, surf on your phone, or do it on a computer thats not a home pc.
ThunderMaverick said:Malice, this is a serious question.
Do you take meds? Have you been diagnosed with any kind of mental disorder or have doctors checked you out? Honest to God i'm not trying to be mean. I'm actually concerned. You mentioned the drinking in the other thread (as well as the pot) so it's unsettling. Have you thought about seeking a therapist?
Well, if you log in under her account and post a bunch of spam, I might consider it.Malice said:Can this user be banned?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
No you dumbass, you have to post that under HER account nameMalice said:Anyone else pre order the Playstation 4? Check out this game:
Malice:
Can this user be banned? It's my wife trying to spy on all the posts I make.
Robert Greene would have a field day with you. The second rule of Fight Club is to own the consequences of your actions.Actually I TOLD her my username. It was dumb, but I really have nothing to hide. Why should I run around and cover my tracks like a p/ssy?
I got a good laugh outta that hahahaDesdinova said:No you dumbass, you have to post that under HER account name
Desdinova said:No you dumbass, you have to post that under HER account name
Not only did I tell her, but since we live together, I am not going to be a p/ssy and clear my history and look over my shoulder all the time. I don't give a f/ck. Let her read.Deep Dish said:Robert Greene would have a field day with you. The second rule of Fight Club is to own the consequences of your actions.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I never "invited" her. Let's clear that up right now. She obviously snoops in my internet history (what woman wouldn't?), and since I am not a complete p/ssy like some people in this thread telling me to clear my history, I let it slide. Because I won't be looking over my shoulder all the time giving a f/ck about stupid things like clearing my history, when I am doing nothing wrong.Deep Dish said:Malice, the point is you’re making a thread about it. The part about trying to get her banned, after inviting her, as if that would have accomplished anything, anyhow.
You should each have your own computer and they should be password protected. You both deserve your privacy. Why do you allow your wife to snoop through your personal stuff? You should have set that **** straight from the get go. No sense being married if you can't trust each other.Malice said:I never "invited" her. Let's clear that up right now.....I won't be looking over my shoulder all the time giving a f/ck about stupid things like clearing my history, when I am doing nothing wrong.
hockster said:You should each have your own computer and they should be password protected. You both deserve your privacy. Why do you allow your wife to snoop through your personal stuff? You should have set that **** straight from the get go. No sense being married if you can't trust each other.