ianlove
Don Juan
Asking somebody out this way does indeed require BAWLS... and stell uns at that.
Why?
Coz you have to run the risk of looking the fool and seeming like a loser
But I say:
"There aint no such thing as a loser. Theres the WINNER and the guy who had the balls to at least TRY and beat the winner"
Try it anyway guys.
At a local drinking venue i spots me a pretty peice, she a peice O prime rib
She has the most beautiful brown eyes, and other equally amazing assets :crackup:
So this was my approach, the attitude was one of joking around or C+F as you guys so put it.
Me: Hi
Her: Hi
Me: Here, i'll have X X and X (whatever i can afford)
Her: That'll be X X X
wink
Me: Anyway, i was hoping you could help me?
Her: Yeah sure
Me: Well, you see, my friend over there "Paul"? (I point to table at the other end of the drinking venue)
Her: Yeah
Me: Well, I asked HIM if he could ask YOU out for me but *he is really shy*
Brief interuption: ** can be replaced with, i dunno, "he always fvcks these kinda of things up", "He's too drunk" etc
Her: Huh? *Laughs*
Me: So...I figured I should come her and do it myself.
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yes, we should go out sometime you don't want to let my friend down by saying "No" do you?
Needless to say i had the last laugh lol
Another cool home brewed way of asking a lay di out is:
Me: Hi
Her: Hi
Me: House it goin?
Her: Great, you?
Me: Oh, i get along
Her:*Laugh*
More general talk
Me: So on a scale of 1 to 10 hows your night going
Her: Oh, um, i dunno lol. Er, 7...What about you?
Me: Well, it was a 5 going onto a 4 until i met this enchanting woman at the bar who's beauty and elegant conversation sky rocketed it up to... an 7/8
Her: 7!?...8!? What about 10?
Me: lol Well, you'll have to do something preteyyyy amazing to get a 10
In the words of Quagmire- Awwlrigghd!
Please don't reply dissin my technique coz it does me wonders...however replies telling me just how amazing I am will suffice
Why?
Coz you have to run the risk of looking the fool and seeming like a loser
But I say:
"There aint no such thing as a loser. Theres the WINNER and the guy who had the balls to at least TRY and beat the winner"
Try it anyway guys.
At a local drinking venue i spots me a pretty peice, she a peice O prime rib
She has the most beautiful brown eyes, and other equally amazing assets :crackup:
So this was my approach, the attitude was one of joking around or C+F as you guys so put it.
Me: Hi
Her: Hi
Me: Here, i'll have X X and X (whatever i can afford)
Her: That'll be X X X
wink
Me: Anyway, i was hoping you could help me?
Her: Yeah sure
Me: Well, you see, my friend over there "Paul"? (I point to table at the other end of the drinking venue)
Her: Yeah
Me: Well, I asked HIM if he could ask YOU out for me but *he is really shy*
Brief interuption: ** can be replaced with, i dunno, "he always fvcks these kinda of things up", "He's too drunk" etc
Her: Huh? *Laughs*
Me: So...I figured I should come her and do it myself.
Her: Really?
Me: Oh yes, we should go out sometime you don't want to let my friend down by saying "No" do you?
Needless to say i had the last laugh lol
Another cool home brewed way of asking a lay di out is:
Me: Hi
Her: Hi
Me: House it goin?
Her: Great, you?
Me: Oh, i get along
Her:*Laugh*
More general talk
Me: So on a scale of 1 to 10 hows your night going
Her: Oh, um, i dunno lol. Er, 7...What about you?
Me: Well, it was a 5 going onto a 4 until i met this enchanting woman at the bar who's beauty and elegant conversation sky rocketed it up to... an 7/8
Her: 7!?...8!? What about 10?
Me: lol Well, you'll have to do something preteyyyy amazing to get a 10
In the words of Quagmire- Awwlrigghd!
Please don't reply dissin my technique coz it does me wonders...however replies telling me just how amazing I am will suffice