"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Universal Female Excuse Archive! Add any female excuses you've gotten or heard!

OC Speedball

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-Wait, real talk. I saw your pictures. Do you have yellow fever? (Some Asian girl pulled this on me when I told her to give me her number)

-Sorry! I was helping my sister all day and she didn't want me to have my phone on me
-(A couple days later) Hey! Haha I was helping my sister again and she had my phone

-(I call) Hey, I'm actually at work.
Me: No you're not.
Her: Haha, okay I was actually trying to take a picture of my food for my mom.
(She was shy and didn't want to talk on the phone)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ProDJ26

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One thing noticed about these interactions is that the woman is usually selfish from the beginning. Most of the statements they use begin with "I" followed up with some bullsh!t excuse

"I'm busy"

On the phone - "Can I call you back?"

On FB or other social network sites -
You: (sends message)
Her: No response & when she does its at least a couple of weeks late
 
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