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The Universal Female Excuse Archive! Add any female excuses you've gotten or heard!

OC Speedball

Don Juan
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-Wait, real talk. I saw your pictures. Do you have yellow fever? (Some Asian girl pulled this on me when I told her to give me her number)

-Sorry! I was helping my sister all day and she didn't want me to have my phone on me
-(A couple days later) Hey! Haha I was helping my sister again and she had my phone

-(I call) Hey, I'm actually at work.
Me: No you're not.
Her: Haha, okay I was actually trying to take a picture of my food for my mom.
(She was shy and didn't want to talk on the phone)
 

ProDJ26

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One thing noticed about these interactions is that the woman is usually selfish from the beginning. Most of the statements they use begin with "I" followed up with some bullsh!t excuse

"I'm busy"

On the phone - "Can I call you back?"

On FB or other social network sites -
You: (sends message)
Her: No response & when she does its at least a couple of weeks late
 
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