"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Umbrella

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oh. BTW, not that there is anything wrong with carrying an umbrella if you are a guy, but i think it is fcuking sexy as hell when a man (with dark eyes and careless hair) is dressed in black, and (fashionably sensitive but too cool to care) about the rain.

wet = sex

wet, dark, careless rebel = sexy


but i like suicidal psychos, so take this with a grain of salt.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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AMF and James you guys need to relax. Some of these "immature" guys just bring a little different perspective on life to the site, they make some funny azz comments, try not to take in personal. You still do get the decent advice if you really need it, if you find such behavoiur insulting, just ignore it and only take in the important info. Its called "filtering".

Take it easy
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I sometimes use an umbrella in the summer when its too hot outside they give you good shade.
 
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