"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Ultimate Pick Up Line

Lord Shinra

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Boschy said:
I am always on guard for AMOGs and Neanderthals who are friends or partners. Many will pretend to be her BF in order to push you away.

I immediately switch charm tactics to him and butter him up. Ditto problematic female friends. Smile, charm, exit gracefully if the heat gets too hot.
I hate the pre-emptive strike male friends. I was at this club, and I was trying to get outside for some air cause it was crowded as hell, and I got stuck behind a 4.5. So I started moving and dancing so I could get by (hopefully) and this guy who had AFC written all over his face like drew her closer. I never laughed so hard in my life.


Speaking of problematic female friends, it always helps to have an indiscriminate male friend with you to take care of them so you dont have to waste your breath. If its a guy, bring a gay friend and watch the fun really go.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Jon55 said:
Wow.

I had no idea reading spaced out sentences could be so irritating.

To read I mean.

I mean really who does this?

It's just silly.

But in any case, it's a good suggestion.

I'll have to try this tonight.

Cheers.
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