The Ultimate Pick Up Line

[Lord Shinra]

I am always on guard for AMOGs and Neanderthals who are friends or partners. Many will pretend to be her BF in order to push you away.

I immediately switch charm tactics to him and butter him up. Ditto problematic female friends. Smile, charm, exit gracefully if the heat gets too hot.

I hate the pre-emptive strike male friends. I was at this club, and I was trying to get outside for some air cause it was crowded as hell, and I got stuck behind a 4.5. So I started moving and dancing so I could get by (hopefully) and this guy who had AFC written all over his face like drew her closer. I never laughed so hard in my life.


Speaking of problematic female friends, it always helps to have an indiscriminate male friend with you to take care of them so you dont have to waste your breath. If its a guy, bring a gay friend and watch the fun really go.

 

[Dongfu]

Wow.

I had no idea reading spaced out sentences could be so irritating.

To read I mean.

I mean really who does this?

It's just silly.

But in any case, it's a good suggestion.

I'll have to try this tonight.

Cheers.

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