"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Ultimate Pick Up Line

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It's pretty consistent for me.

I thought I may as well tell you since it's been fun.

Next time you're at a party go up to a girl (that you don't know)

and say as normally as possible, "Hey, you want to go fool around?"

Naturally, they don't scream, "Hell Yeah!" (well, some of them do..)

But will ask some questions, want some attention, etc.

They know what you're there for.

You know what you're there for.

It just makes things alot easier. I generally ask about 3 girls before I succeed.

Some might take you for a loop...

Others might blow you off...

and some might giggle and walk away...

Do it, it's just too easy.

Oh wait! Make sure they don't have a jealous boyfriend. Problems will ensue!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sounds perfectly fine to me. As long as you smile when you say it, and your body language is playful.

Make sure you have something to say if she doesn't accept right away, and that you know what the hell you're doing if she does. ;)
 

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Next time you're at a party go up to a girl (that you don't know)

and say as normally as possible, "Hey, you want to go fool around?"
Then she goes and tells all her girlfriends there at the party and have a laugh and the word spreads and you're the "creep" at the party. And how many girls has this gotten you?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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this DEFINITELY only works if you are a hot looking guy
 

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ketostix said:
Then she goes and tells all her girlfriends there at the party and have a laugh and the word spreads and you're the "creep" at the party. And how many girls has this gotten you?
This is just a horrible mind set.

There's a big difference between being creepy and being friendly lol.

People are at parties to meet new people (and drink)

It's nice to get off on the right foot.

As for your question, I don't know how many girls this has gotten me.

Yes, that's a good thing.

I've been doing it all summer and those numbers simply add up.

I suppose I should have specified.

You do want to be friendly/****y/funny and be wearing a smile when you say it.

That's probably the difference between creepy and lucky.
 

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Tried it, 3 only cause I got a feeling this one girl wouldn't take it as lightly as the others.

After I used the line, which was after introducing myself, she laughed, and then had a smile on her face the whole night. I got the # at the end.

When I tried it the second time, I got a whiny primadonna, who was "offended", so I said, "Your loss baby" which is when my wingwoman came. You could see the jealousy brew in this b!tch.

With the last one, I was already rather intoxicated (which was a booboo by me), but managed to pull of a hook up and #close.

I will try it again tonight, but I'm mostly in this for practice, seeing as im hitting up a nightclub.
 

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instead of fool around try..."wanna go have some fun" it works better, it's less threatening and it doesn't have to be aimed toward sexuality(of course it is though)... the object is just to get them alone. As someone mentioned earlier however, you have to be a good looking dude for this to work...and I wouldn't suggest doing this at a party where you know people, in high school anyways....your reputation will precede you.
 

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Alkali said:
This is just a horrible mind set.

There's a big difference between being creepy and being friendly lol.

People are at parties to meet new people (and drink)

It's nice to get off on the right foot.

As for your question, I don't know how many girls this has gotten me.

Yes, that's a good thing.

I've been doing it all summer and those numbers simply add up.

I suppose I should have specified.

You do want to be friendly/****y/funny and be wearing a smile when you say it.

That's probably the difference between creepy and lucky.

Wow.

I had no idea reading spaced out sentences could be so irritating.

To read I mean.

I mean really who does this?

It's just silly.

But in any case, it's a good suggestion.

I'll have to try this tonight.

Cheers.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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With the right voice tonality, body language and facial expressions, I can see it being a good opener.
 

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War Against Betaism said:
With the right voice tonality, body language and facial expressions, I can see it being a good opener.
This is very "ModeOne" if anyone has heard of it.

I was watching the clip on youtube about ModeOne and I had to steal this line:

"Next friday or saturday?"

"What?"

"Next friday or saturday? We hooking up next friday or saturday i got both free"

I'm guessing you have to plow for a few mins but should be decent after that, and also enables you to screen sexually confident/active girls, available girls etc...

:)
 

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Jon55 said:
Wow.

I had no idea reading spaced out sentences could be so irritating.

To read I mean.

I mean really who does this?

It's just silly.

But in any case, it's a good suggestion.

I'll have to try this tonight.

Cheers.
Internet format + OCD + Perfectionism = The format you hate so much.

Sorry.

Really, I am.

Sorry again!
 

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Lord Shinra said:
Tried it, 3 only cause I got a feeling this one girl wouldn't take it as lightly as the others.

After I used the line, which was after introducing myself, she laughed, and then had a smile on her face the whole night. I got the # at the end.

When I tried it the second time, I got a whiny primadonna, who was "offended", so I said, "Your loss baby" which is when my wingwoman came. You could see the jealousy brew in this b!tch.

With the last one, I was already rather intoxicated (which was a booboo by me), but managed to pull of a hook up and #close.

I will try it again tonight, but I'm mostly in this for practice, seeing as im hitting up a nightclub.
For the number two, what works for me with that type of girl

(You know, the one that opens her mouth like she's surprised/insulted) is shameless flattery.

"I'm sorry, I just had to ask the cutest girl in the room!" With a grin of course.

They open up after that. They think they came off as wohres, that eases their worries a bit.

Numbers aren't generally a problem, but you can progress a little further me thinks. :D
 

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Alkali said:
For the number two, what works for me with that type of girl

(You know, the one that opens her mouth like she's surprised/insulted) is shameless flattery.

"I'm sorry, I just had to ask the cutest girl in the room!" With a grin of course.

They open up after that. They think they came off as wohres, that eases their worries a bit.

Numbers aren't generally a problem, but you can progress a little further me thinks. :D
Well it depends, I'm not in the mood really for whiny wohres, or anyone acting as if the world owes them something because they were born with vagenes.

However, for a quick hookup or a booty call, I'm all for it.

In other news, I tried it again last night, only once. Didn't work because I almost got into a fist fight with her angry AFC B/f who didn't take too kindly to her seeming smiling and hand touching with me as we were chatting outside.

I talked to 2 girls (didn't use any variation of the line), and although I expected to get blocked, I didn't, and I got help the rest of the night. All in all I had a good time.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Bad Shinra! Reread the last two sentences of the original post!
 

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I say stuff like this sometimes, it's funny, they usually laugh.

That's a good thing.
 

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Alkali said:
Bad Shinra! Reread the last two sentences of the original post!
The guy was nowhere in sight at all while I was scoping her out during the initial spying session.

Then all of a sudden I get this guy :cuss:

Oh well, sh!t happens.
 

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Lord Shinra said:
The guy was nowhere in sight at all while I was scoping her out during the initial spying session.

Then all of a sudden I get this guy :cuss:

Oh well, sh!t happens.
I am always on guard for AMOGs and Neanderthals who are friends or partners. Many will pretend to be her BF in order to push you away.

I immediately switch charm tactics to him and butter him up. Ditto problematic female friends. Smile, charm, exit gracefully if the heat gets too hot.
 

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It works if you're good looking. Actually, I've opened with..."I wanna tear your snatch open with my gigantic cok" with positive results.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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