"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Ultimate Pick Up Line

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Boschy said:
I am always on guard for AMOGs and Neanderthals who are friends or partners. Many will pretend to be her BF in order to push you away.

I immediately switch charm tactics to him and butter him up. Ditto problematic female friends. Smile, charm, exit gracefully if the heat gets too hot.
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I hate the pre-emptive strike male friends. I was at this club, and I was trying to get outside for some air cause it was crowded as hell, and I got stuck behind a 4.5. So I started moving and dancing so I could get by (hopefully) and this guy who had AFC written all over his face like drew her closer. I never laughed so hard in my life.


Speaking of problematic female friends, it always helps to have an indiscriminate male friend with you to take care of them so you dont have to waste your breath. If its a guy, bring a gay friend and watch the fun really go.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jon55 said:
Wow.

I had no idea reading spaced out sentences could be so irritating.

To read I mean.

I mean really who does this?

It's just silly.

But in any case, it's a good suggestion.

I'll have to try this tonight.

Cheers.
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