"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The ultimate nice guy...

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I was browsing youtube for some music when I stumbled across this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjOjiLFXvTk

I feel bad for the guy for being so naive but at the same time it makes me sick how feminized he is. :down:

But I actually know a guy who's a bit like this, I've heared him say that he will only kiss a girl he is going to marry. But he at least acts a bit more manly and I don't know how but he got a girl chasing after him for almost a year.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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****ing clowns
 

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NobodyCares1 said:
I feel bad for the guy for being so naive but at the same time it makes me sick how feminized he is.
What's disturbing is how his dad is filling his head with all that sh!t. Poor kid doesn't have a chance.
 

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Exactly, his dad is supposed to be a person who would show him how to be a man, not to make him a woman with a penis. Well actually that's not a good comparison he isn't even acting like a woman.

I'ts sad because I think that guy would get a sh!tload of chicks if he'd just see the light. And with a name like that he would have it even easier with chicks who listen to metal. :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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NewAndImproved said:
The judges don't even respect him. Even bleeding-heart Paula Abdul.
Women have absolutely no sympathy for a shy virgin like this guy. They will sooner sympathize with a convicted murderer/sex offender doing a life sentence than a guy who has never kissed a girl.
 
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