Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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The ultimate example of C&F (Video)

Eulogy

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lmao that was NOT c/f, but hillariously funny none the less.
 

Eulogy

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Originally posted by R3N3GAD3
Lmao that was NOT c/f, but hillariously funny none the less.
Well, he didn't have it in his intentions to pick up the girl. All he wanted was a meat-free meal. :D

It's all good.
 

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Nope, it was neither ****y nor (imo) funny, just some very obnoxious and irritating guys with nothing better to do.

Speaking as someone who has worked in retail, people like this who think they're being clever and funny get pretty annoying after the 100th time.
 

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those girls were definately digging the dude, though. and IMO, that was freaking hilarious... 8 minutes of that is quite impressive.

as for the guy who is in retail, I've never worked fast food, but I know that I'd be cracking up if somebody did that. Work can be dull and slow and boring as hell sometimes, and if you get the chance to have somebody brighten your day, then what's wrong with that?

I don't think these guys are making like Bam Margera's money or anything, so they probably just wanted to have fun, and the subway babes seemed to enjoy it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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