"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

THE ULTIMATE DEBATE...titties or ass

titan27

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 14, 2006
Messages
10
Reaction score
0
which is more important in yo opinion on a girl...titties or ass


i vote ass... u could only do so much with tits:D :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

Deep Dish

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 25, 2002
Messages
2,191
Reaction score
175
It's strange. I used to be all about the front but now I know it's all about rear, hands down. :)
 

Create Reality

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 29, 2002
Messages
1,415
Reaction score
7
Location
California
Decisions Decisions. A girl with no tits, but the nicest badonkadonk you've ever planted a c0ck in? Or a girl with noooo ass, but the most perfect bouncy springy titties that ever knocked you in the face?

ASS! You can always get fake titties!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
Ass!
 

rakishness

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 16, 2006
Messages
484
Reaction score
4
Create Reality said:
Decisions Decisions. A girl with no tits, but the nicest badonkadonk you've ever planted a c0ck in? Or a girl with noooo ass, but the most perfect bouncy springy titties that ever knocked you in the face?

ASS! You can always get fake titties!
Yessir!!!!!!!!!

EXACTLY
 

Ricky

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 9, 2002
Messages
4,140
Reaction score
899
Age
52
"I think I'm an ass man, because everyone always says you're an ass, man!"

Rodney Dangerfield
R.I.P.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

azanon

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 8, 2006
Messages
2,291
Reaction score
41
Why didn't you make it a poll?

Ass, of course! Tits... i like em big or small, long as they have 2.
 

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
azanon said:
Why didn't you make it a poll?

Ass, of course! Tits... i like em big or small, long as they have 2.
Agreed this should have been a poll! btw...I have nothing against more then two tits haha. Alien Hors!
 

ValleyDJing

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 15, 2006
Messages
1,527
Reaction score
14
Location
California
You guys have been watching too many rap videos. Real men are boob men. And real men like real tits.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

DogFashionDisco

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 23, 2005
Messages
296
Reaction score
0
ValleyDJing said:
What can you do with ass that you can't do with tits?

Doggy style, salad tossing, backdoor fingering... Oh, and did I mention doggy style?


Thanks.
 

BluEyes

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 6, 2006
Messages
606
Reaction score
9
I suppose I'll come out and say it...

Why not both?

---

For the purpose of debate, however... Ass blows out tities any day of the week. Anybody who's had a nice cooch knows what I'm talking about.

---

I think this settles the argument.
 

backbreaker

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 24, 2002
Messages
11,546
Reaction score
572
Location
monrovia, CA
i'm going to get killed for this.... neither

I could care less about either. I'm a leg guy.

However if a gun was to my head... ass
 

slitherjef

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 8, 2007
Messages
376
Reaction score
5
Location
Colorado
I noticed lately I have been taking longer looks as asses then tits. Don't get me wrong, I like tits, but there is something about a nice tight ass in tight pants...

Of course being the bumbling AFC that I am, I tend to see a lot more girls turned away from me then I do turned to me
 

Holland

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 3, 2005
Messages
782
Reaction score
10
Age
39
Location
Holland
I can't choose. I guess I'll choose BOTH
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

Top