"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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THE ULTIMATE DEBATE...titties or ass

titan27

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which is more important in yo opinion on a girl...titties or ass


i vote ass... u could only do so much with tits:D :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Deep Dish

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It's strange. I used to be all about the front but now I know it's all about rear, hands down. :)
 

Create Reality

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Decisions Decisions. A girl with no tits, but the nicest badonkadonk you've ever planted a c0ck in? Or a girl with noooo ass, but the most perfect bouncy springy titties that ever knocked you in the face?

ASS! You can always get fake titties!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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mpimpin

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Ass!
 

rakishness

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Create Reality said:
Decisions Decisions. A girl with no tits, but the nicest badonkadonk you've ever planted a c0ck in? Or a girl with noooo ass, but the most perfect bouncy springy titties that ever knocked you in the face?

ASS! You can always get fake titties!
Yessir!!!!!!!!!

EXACTLY
 

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"I think I'm an ass man, because everyone always says you're an ass, man!"

Rodney Dangerfield
R.I.P.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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azanon

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Why didn't you make it a poll?

Ass, of course! Tits... i like em big or small, long as they have 2.
 

mpimpin

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azanon said:
Why didn't you make it a poll?

Ass, of course! Tits... i like em big or small, long as they have 2.
Agreed this should have been a poll! btw...I have nothing against more then two tits haha. Alien Hors!
 

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You guys have been watching too many rap videos. Real men are boob men. And real men like real tits.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DogFashionDisco

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ValleyDJing said:
What can you do with ass that you can't do with tits?

Doggy style, salad tossing, backdoor fingering... Oh, and did I mention doggy style?


Thanks.
 

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I suppose I'll come out and say it...

Why not both?

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For the purpose of debate, however... Ass blows out tities any day of the week. Anybody who's had a nice cooch knows what I'm talking about.

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I think this settles the argument.
 

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i'm going to get killed for this.... neither

I could care less about either. I'm a leg guy.

However if a gun was to my head... ass
 

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I noticed lately I have been taking longer looks as asses then tits. Don't get me wrong, I like tits, but there is something about a nice tight ass in tight pants...

Of course being the bumbling AFC that I am, I tend to see a lot more girls turned away from me then I do turned to me
 

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I can't choose. I guess I'll choose BOTH
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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