"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Ultimat Secret Of Djing!

Newjersy Stud

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Ok its symple really, last weekend i noticed somtething i was walking with my crew just a group of my friends you know there was the one kid who i saw alot of my self in he kept on going after the girls. he kept on trying to wet there t-shirt's with water talk about pervertied things. made a bunch of jokes and only half of them whre actualy funny. i was really tiered that day i was just far too bussy to flert or anything. i just walked over to the side by my self and i didnt say anything even when i got that impls to say somting stupied or be pervertied.. and the girl ditched the other kid and said i'm hanging with him hes cool. guys today you try too hard, picking up girls is eay. you just need to relax. never give your heart to a chick unless you know she likes you.

moral: the "funny guys" that girls claim to like, try too hard and they just blow there chances real funny guys dont say every thing funny that pops into his mind he thinks about it and if its really approtate for the moment.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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drixsa

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do yourself a favor run your posts by spell check

jesus this is probably the worst written thing i have seen in a while

your friends problem is not that he is putting in effort it is that he is coming off as phony and not even funny
 

Evil-Rom

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All I can say is wow. This "Ultimat Secret OF DJing" is great!.
 

J-Man

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make stupid jokes huh? i MUST try out this new "strategy" :D

but dont let my or anyone elses ridicule stop you. youre right on when you say to just be relaxed. stop trying "impress" chicks. it is easy. good observation.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Cloud-uk

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yeah, and besides, I make stupid comments all the time. I don't care if I'm being random! Christ, if it pops into my head, I usually say it- and people laugh. Better than sitting around like a retard and being quiet. People around me have fun, they're laughing, and I have fun, I love making people laugh. So sorry dude but I disagree with this post on pretty much every level.
 
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