You.
lol. no seriously. My boy E. He is black as midnight, has huge ears, looks like hes about 15 (he's 35) and is skinny like a crackhead and is 5'7. He has hella game...has had it as long as I've known him. He dresses to impress every single day, keeps a fresh hair cut, fresh shoes, nice watches. Has a serious watch collection. Keeps his car clean, always has the latest stereo in his ride, keeps it clean and sounding good with nice wheels that aren't too flashy (no spinners). Keeps his crib clean. And he goes after and sleeps with lots of hot women. He used to video tape them and show all the boys the tapes. Apparently he wasn't particularly hung. About 7 inches I'd guess. I used to hang with him in college and he'd show me things about running game. He always had a main girlfriend who was fine as hell who he treated like crap and cheated on constantly, even sleeping with her friends and associates. His current wife was a cheerleader in college who I used to sleep with every now and then...looks like Stacy Dash (the black chic from Clueless,google it). She knew he was a player but didn't care..she waited almost 7 years before he finally decided to marry her. He still cheats on her and she's busted him plenty, but she won't leave him. That skinny black focker has hella game.
