"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The story of a stupid white knight

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2 men and 1 woman = 1 man dead and the other going to "The Farm" for life ...

And the chick helped the man that was banging her escape.
A Kenner man has pleaded not guilty to charges that he murdered his girlfriend's male friend after the friend arrived to help her following a heated argument between the couple.
my opinion: If you're going to be "friends" with a gal, make sure she isn't the type that bangs thugs. I will bet dollars to donuts that the dead man was "waiting his turn".
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This has actually happened three time in Metairie since the first of the year. One right on my ex-wife's street.

Really dangerous sh1t getting mixed up with chicks in relationships.
 

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This has actually happened three time in Metairie since the first of the year. One right on my ex-wife's street.

Really dangerous sh1t getting mixed up with chicks in relationships.
I wonder if the apartment is in "Fat City". I know some guys that were born in the mid-50s that said that during the disco era, it was a "non-stop pvssy parade",

(NOTE: For those that don't know the area, it's not a nickname because a lot of fat chicks live there, LOL.)
 

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2 men and 1 woman = 1 man dead and the other going to "The Farm" for life ...

And the chick helped the man that was banging her escape.

my opinion: If you're going to be "friends" with a gal, make sure she isn't the type that bangs thugs. I will bet dollars to donuts that the dead man was "waiting his turn".
Agree, but that WK sh1t cost him his life
 

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I wonder if the apartment is in "Fat City". I know some guys that were born in the mid-50s that said that during the disco era, it was a "non-stop pvssy parade",

(NOTE: For those that don't know the area, it's not a nickname because a lot of fat chicks live there, LOL.)
Fat City isn't really anything special anymore, and really hasn't been since Katrina. But yeah, the Lakefront area and Fat City were hopping in the 80s and 90s... it was pretty much where locals went to party, the French Quarter has always been more for tourists.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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