wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Yeah, good idea! I'll keep it in mind for the future.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
THE "she gets only two chances rule" RULE.
- Thread starter narcissist
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Igetit!
Moderator
Uhh.....I did? Huh. You'd think I'd remember making a thread like that,lol.
Think you got me confused with "f283000" and his thread called "Fellas,this will save you time and trouble",here.....
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/index.php?threads/fellas-this-will-save-you-time-and-trouble.154043/
Yeah,his thread is the first thing I thought of when I saw this one.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Oops, yeah that was the thread I was talking about. I swear on my life I remember it being you though.... Must be the Mandela effect or something.