"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The sh1t test thread

usernamedox11

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Espi said:
Shiat test:

"So is tonight just dinner and a bootycall?"

Yes I have been asked this.

I've never been asked that. Over text or the phone? My initial thought is just to say "sure" as if it was her idea.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Espi said:
Shiat test:

"So is tonight just dinner and a bootycall?"

nope, that was last night with Anna (insert any random girls name) *****y smile*

Then divert the question, ask her something that forces her to answer
 

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narcissist said:
nope, that was last night with Anna (insert any random girls name) *****y smile*

Then divert the question, ask her something that forces her to answer


edit:

Didnt realize you guys set the context to text.

My answer is a more in person answer to that sh1ttest
 

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Keep in mind, this ****y & funny sh1t doesn't always work with certain girls. Sometimes if the girl is a stiff it's better to just agree and amplify.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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applegoo said:
5/16

sh1t test: What kind of car do you drive?
I drive a Ford T-Model.

Sh!t test: Do you want an open or closed relationship?
 

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Espi said:
IMO it's only a shiat test question when they ask it really early on.

But I personally LOVE it when they ask.

"Cadillac CTS."

Then I like to reciprocate the shiat test by gauging their reaction. It's very apparent to me that some of them try to curb their enthusiasm and/or dim the dollar signs reflected in their eyes.

Kind of like the chicks who ask (early in the game):

"What do you do for a living?"

"What kind of watch is that?"

"Your house looks nice." (actually had a chick tell me that on the second email via match.com; the house in the photo is very nice but it belongs to a plate. LOL)

^^^All shiat tests IMO, but only if asked when they first meet you.
Yeah, that's a good quick way to figure out whether or not a girl is a gold digger.
 

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"Why do visit your parents every week?" - You need to spend more time with me



"I'm not sure there is anything for us to talk about"...heard that one recently
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Here's one that happened to me.

GF had just finished working nights. I went out, bought a really good piece of steak to cook us both. She refused to eat it, saying she wasn't in the mood for it and demanded I go and her her a takeaway.

I didn't get her that takeaway and continued to cook she comes into the kitchen saying:

"Why won't you get me a takeaway? I guess I'm going to have to go without my tea tonight then!".
 

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Her:What would you do if I died today?
Me:I m too old for sh1t tests cupcake, do it again and will be the last time you and I speak.

***Sorry for my english.
 
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