The sh1t test thread

[usernamedox11]

Shiat test:

"So is tonight just dinner and a bootycall?"

Yes I have been asked this.

I've never been asked that. Over text or the phone? My initial thought is just to say "sure" as if it was her idea.

 

[narcissist]

Shiat test:

"So is tonight just dinner and a bootycall?"

nope, that was last night with Anna (insert any random girls name) *****y smile*

Then divert the question, ask her something that forces her to answer

 

[narcissist]

nope, that was last night with Anna (insert any random girls name) *****y smile*

Then divert the question, ask her something that forces her to answer

edit:

Didnt realize you guys set the context to text.

My answer is a more in person answer to that sh1ttest

 

[usernamedox11]

Keep in mind, this ****y & funny sh1t doesn't always work with certain girls. Sometimes if the girl is a stiff it's better to just agree and amplify.

 

[usernamedox11]

5/16

sh1t test: What kind of car do you drive?

 

[El Payaso]

5/16

sh1t test: What kind of car do you drive?

I drive a Ford T-Model.

Sh!t test: Do you want an open or closed relationship?

 

[TheSlasher]

I drive a Ford T-Model.

Sh!t test: Do you want an open or closed relationship?

Open legs and closed doors. :rock:

 

[usernamedox11]

IMO it's only a shiat test question when they ask it really early on.

But I personally LOVE it when they ask.

"Cadillac CTS."

Then I like to reciprocate the shiat test by gauging their reaction. It's very apparent to me that some of them try to curb their enthusiasm and/or dim the dollar signs reflected in their eyes.

Kind of like the chicks who ask (early in the game):

"What do you do for a living?"

"What kind of watch is that?"

"Your house looks nice." (actually had a chick tell me that on the second email via match.com; the house in the photo is very nice but it belongs to a plate. LOL)

^^^All shiat tests IMO, but only if asked when they first meet you.

Yeah, that's a good quick way to figure out whether or not a girl is a gold digger.

 

[usernamedox11]

sh1t test 5/20.

Why do visit your parents every week?

 

[GS750]

"Why do visit your parents every week?" - You need to spend more time with me



"I'm not sure there is anything for us to talk about"...heard that one recently

 

[Duracell_Bunny]

Here's one that happened to me.

GF had just finished working nights. I went out, bought a really good piece of steak to cook us both. She refused to eat it, saying she wasn't in the mood for it and demanded I go and her her a takeaway.

I didn't get her that takeaway and continued to cook she comes into the kitchen saying:

"Why won't you get me a takeaway? I guess I'm going to have to go without my tea tonight then!".

 

[YawataNoKami]

Her:What would you do if I died today?
Me:I m too old for sh1t tests cupcake, do it again and will be the last time you and I speak.

***Sorry for my english.