The sh1t test thread

[usernamedox11]

This is a thread where we pretend to be girls sh1t testing, then we reply with how to properly respond.

For example, I post:

"How many girls have you slept with?"

And someone will reply to my thread with a proper reply to the sh1t test like

"Be ridiculous and sarcastically say you're a virgin with a smile on your face"

That person then throws another sh1t test that someone should reply to and it repeats.

I'll start it off:

-> Why do you even like me?

 

[SmooveMooves]

I don't I just pretend to when we hangout.

Here's mine:

Whose more important? Me or your friends?

 

[narcissist]

-> Why do you even like me?

Answer - i dont, you just cook really good food (****y smile)


Sh1ttest#2 - are you seeing any other girls right now?

 

[SmooveMooves]

Sh1ttest#2 - are you seeing any other girls right now?

Yeah I see so many of them every fvcking day, they're everywhere!

Another one:

You've probably said that to all your other women.

 

[TheSlasher]

Whose more important? Me or your friends?

My answer: *looks right at her with a confused look, then laughs* then bring either a random or related story

Sh!t test: That girl's hot, no?

It'd be good if we'd also criticize one another's responses.

 

[usernamedox11]

Narcissist should've replied to Smoothemoves but i'll reply to both. Also it's best to say the context. Through text, in person, or phone conversation.

I don't I just pretend to when we hangout.

Here's mine:

Whose more important? Me or your friends?

If this was over text, I'd just say "Depends on the time of day "

Answer - i dont, you just cook good food (****y smile)

Sh1ttest#2 - are you seeing any other girls right now?

Sarcastically say: "A few. I have a date with Megan Fox tomorrow."

My answer: *looks right at her with a confused look, then laughs* then bring either a random or related story

Sh!t test: That girl's hot, no?

Context? If at a party,

"Idk, you were the one checking her out."


->Sh1t test during a first or second date:

Are you the jealous type?

 

[narcissist]

-> Why do you even like me?

"I dont, i just find your mom unbelievably attractive, i figured i could get to her through you" (****y, cheeky smile)

 

[narcissist]

Are you the jealous type?

"Yeah especially when i see someone eating m&ms or skittles"


Next sh1ttest: have you ever cheated on someone before?

 

[usernamedox11]

*disregard this post*

 

[narcissist]

By the way applegoo. You as the OP should oversee and give only 1 sh1ttest per day. And everyone chimes in their answer to that one sh1ttest. That way we have a plethora of different approaches and answers to that specific sh1ttest and we can talk about which ones are good and which ones are bad. It would be more organized that way.

It would also be more lengthly and in depth, instead of quickly going through every sh1t test with one or two answers and moving on. Because obviously there are ALOT of great answers to each sh1ttest. And there are also a lot of bad ones that we all need to point out.

 

[usernamedox11]

By the way applegoo. You as the OP should oversee and give only 1 sh1ttest per day. And everyone chimes in their answer to that one sh1ttest. That way we have a plethora of different approaches and answers to that specific sh1ttest and we can talk about which ones are good and which ones are bad. It would be more organized that way.

It would also be more lengthly and in depth, instead of quickly going through every sh1t test with one or two answers and moving on. Because obviously there are ALOT of great answers to each sh1ttest. And there are also a lot of bad ones that we all need to point out.

Good point. I don't know if I can post a sh1t test everyday, but if I miss a day, someone else can fill in.

I think that would work better and others can critique the responses of others.


Sh1t test for 5/15/14

"Do you miss me?"

 

[TheGambino]

My favourit plate throwed this one at me;

'Im pregnant'

 

[cataxdz]

Good point. I don't know if I can post a sh1t test everyday, but if I miss a day, someone else can fill in.

I think that would work better and others can critique the responses of others.


Sh1t test for 5/15/14

"Do you miss me?"

That question really depends on the context, like you just met the girl, she's your girlfriend, she's miles away, she's just chit-chatting with you, and there are tons more. You gotta specify which one it is.

 

[logicallefty]

Sh1t test for 5/15/14

"Do you miss me?"

I don't think I did. That's you I'm talking to now isn't it?

 

[logicallefty]

who's more important me or your friends?

Aren't we just friends?

 

[logicallefty]

My favourit plate throwed this one at me;

'Im pregnant'

Me too

 

[TheSlasher]

Me too

This one.

That aside. I think we should also discuss how we are going to moderate this thread. Because you see, this is one of those rare threads where you could get to practice without doing much risk to your self-esteem. This is an actual training thread (though of course, training is useless without its application in real life).

Again, I suggest that we evaluate, or at least, show approval for what we think could work best, so that we could elect the best response to some possible shi!t tests.

 

[GS750]

Her: Why do you even like me?
Danger: For your hot friends.

Answer: You make good sammiches


Got this one after I went ghost for about a week:

"I don't know why you're still talking to me"

 

[Greasy Pig]

I got this one today. Rate my response. And for the record, it worked.
Her: I'm sure you've got other girls messaging you.
Me: No, just your mum. She's a clinger that one.

To the "I'm pregnant" line I've said: Are you sure it's yours?

 

[VikingKing]

"I dont, i just find your mom unbelievably attractive, i figured i could get to her through you" (****y, cheeky smile)

This is funny. One of my ex's mother is like 50. Now 15 20 years ago she was hot. I would always say stuff like "hey if your parents ever get divorced, tell your mom to give me a call, shes smoking, you can be my step daughter if you want."

Wasn't in response to **** test, I just thought it was funny.

Then I would proceed to have a "serious" conversation "what are the chances your parents will get divorced, could you chase your dad away?"

:moon:

This is the type of funny and ****y you should be using in an ltr.