"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The sh1t test thread

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Espi said:
Shiat test:

"So is tonight just dinner and a bootycall?"

Yes I have been asked this.
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I've never been asked that. Over text or the phone? My initial thought is just to say "sure" as if it was her idea.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Espi said:
Shiat test:

"So is tonight just dinner and a bootycall?"
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nope, that was last night with Anna (insert any random girls name) *****y smile*

Then divert the question, ask her something that forces her to answer
 
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narcissist said:
nope, that was last night with Anna (insert any random girls name) *****y smile*

Then divert the question, ask her something that forces her to answer
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edit:

Didnt realize you guys set the context to text.

My answer is a more in person answer to that sh1ttest
 
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Keep in mind, this ****y & funny sh1t doesn't always work with certain girls. Sometimes if the girl is a stiff it's better to just agree and amplify.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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applegoo said:
5/16

sh1t test: What kind of car do you drive?
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I drive a Ford T-Model.

Sh!t test: Do you want an open or closed relationship?
 
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Espi said:
IMO it's only a shiat test question when they ask it really early on.

But I personally LOVE it when they ask.

"Cadillac CTS."

Then I like to reciprocate the shiat test by gauging their reaction. It's very apparent to me that some of them try to curb their enthusiasm and/or dim the dollar signs reflected in their eyes.

Kind of like the chicks who ask (early in the game):

"What do you do for a living?"

"What kind of watch is that?"

"Your house looks nice." (actually had a chick tell me that on the second email via match.com; the house in the photo is very nice but it belongs to a plate. LOL)

^^^All shiat tests IMO, but only if asked when they first meet you.
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Yeah, that's a good quick way to figure out whether or not a girl is a gold digger.
 
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"Why do visit your parents every week?" - You need to spend more time with me



"I'm not sure there is anything for us to talk about"...heard that one recently
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Here's one that happened to me.

GF had just finished working nights. I went out, bought a really good piece of steak to cook us both. She refused to eat it, saying she wasn't in the mood for it and demanded I go and her her a takeaway.

I didn't get her that takeaway and continued to cook she comes into the kitchen saying:

"Why won't you get me a takeaway? I guess I'm going to have to go without my tea tonight then!".
 
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Her:What would you do if I died today?
Me:I m too old for sh1t tests cupcake, do it again and will be the last time you and I speak.

***Sorry for my english.
 
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