"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The sexual politics of installing a home urinal

MatureDJ

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I am in the process of having a new home built, and have put in a urinal in both of the bathrooms. My architect and construction manager both commented that they both wanted to put one in their OWN homes, but that in both cases, their wives nixed it.

I can recall a decade ago having a similar conversation with a friend's wife (at that time I was mentioning how I wanted to put one in for my next home.) She said that it would be a bad thing (unless it were hidden behind a door), and that it might be a bit offensive to a woman using that bathroom (WTF?)

I have already decided that this is going to be my permanent home for a LONG, LONG time. If any woman comes into my life and makes a big deal about it, I will simply say something like:

I can change women a lot easier than I change my home.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I SWEAR, this place just continues to surprise me.

GREAT idea, and to h*ll with women who don't like it.

Why don't we ALL have them? Helps with the seat up/down B.S., too, right?

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f*ck ya instal the urinal.

also get a neon sign with a naked chic sitting in a ****tail glass.

a man's home is his castle. get whatever the hell you want :)
 

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If any woman comes into my life and makes a big deal about it

Tell her that having the urinal keeps it neater in the bathroom, and makes it easier for your girlfriends to clean.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
If any woman comes into my life and makes a big deal about it

Tell her that having the urinal keeps it neater in the bathroom, and makes it easier for your girlfriends to clean.

heck, just put a mickey mouse urinal cake in there and she'll love it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'll stick with my hidden camera system ;)

j/k

I've had more than one chick tease me about that actually. And we all know that jokes are half serious. Must not have been too bad though cause I think the only ones who joked about it were chicks I was fukking.
 

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joekerr31 said:
heck, just put a mickey mouse urinal cake in there and she'll love it.
Nice. I had a chuckle with this one.
 

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I'd love to put a urinal in my house when I get a house. I'd like a really cool one. Heck it even solves the problem of leaving the seat up.
 

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Maxtro said:
I'd love to put a urinal in my house when I get a house. I'd like a really cool one. Heck it even solves the problem of leaving the seat up.
Beats pissing in the sink!:eek:
 
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I thought about this myself!! I have an old house, I'm thinking about getting one of those urinals that you find at festivals were they have a rotunda of urinals and you can wash your hands by stepping on a bar to wash your hands - it takes up a lot of space! :( I have to build a separate room/house to build this contraption!

This is not about sexual politics - it's about human rights!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MatureDJ said:
I am in the process of having a new home built, and have put in a urinal in both of the bathrooms. My architect and construction manager both commented that they both wanted to put one in their OWN homes, but that in both cases, their wives nixed it.

I can recall a decade ago having a similar conversation with a friend's wife (at that time I was mentioning how I wanted to put one in for my next home.) She said that it would be a bad thing (unless it were hidden behind a door), and that it might be a bit offensive to a woman using that bathroom (WTF?)

I have already decided that this is going to be my permanent home for a LONG, LONG time. If any woman comes into my life and makes a big deal about it, I will simply say something like:

I never give out rep points, cant be ars*d, but i feel obliged to in this situaton

Nice.
 

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If the women that nixed having urinals in their homes did so because they thought those things were ugly I have to agree.

They are however awesome for convenience so definitely good job getting one installed for yourself man.
 

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LOL WTF??

How big is your bathroom?

Urinals are great for public restrooms because they allow men to "go" without having to worry about seat-splash and without the necessity of "putting down paper". Urinals, however, are regularly prone to "oversplash", which makes your floor a mess of piss. In a public bathroom, especially a bar, it's not that big a deal. In your house...ehh...you're gonna be mopping a lot more to keep your place sanitary.

Plus if your bathroom's not big enough, you're not going to be able to put it anywhere where it's not face-level with someone sitting down to take a dump. Which is just nasty. Public bathrooms are big enough to fit several between wide divided stalls.

Now if you have a club-room or bar-room where the guys come to hang out and that area has its own bathroom close-by, then it's an EXCELLENT idea. But for the primary/master bathroom? Dude, just lift the seat up. Same effect.

Some of you guys take this "ultra-MAN-power" too far. You're as bad as the feminazis, making a big deal out of every damn thing. It's a neat idea, but I don't think you've thought it through beyond "how much it'll piss off the feminists".

But hey, it's your bathroom.
 

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@Squirrels - nope. They come in all shapes and sizes and constructions.

Now I like this one :)
http://img.stern.de/_content/57/61/576192/urinal_500.jpg

This one might become your GF´s favorite ...bugagaaa
http://www.unclestu.com/urinals/urinal7.jpg

This one is gross
http://www.urinal.net/vienna_bar/IMG_0975.med.jpg

This one is not bad too IMHO ) Artsy, but nothing for everyday use.
http://www.trendir.com/archives/natures-call-flower-shaped-urinal-clark-sorensen-red-hibiscus.jpg

There´s models out with a lid. So aesthetical problems solved.
http://www.construmat.ch/Urinal 04.jpg

There´s a zillion other designs and constructions out.. so get whatever rocks your boat... or the one of your GF.

So - if you like the concept (I do... we have one - no life without it!), there´s no technical or aesthetical argument against it that cannot be solved.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Desdinova said:
Man, screw the urinal and install a bidet!
Yeah, good for feet as well))) Those french know their shyt...
But with a shower in every bathroom bidets IMHO have become obsolete.
 

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Haha......I just love the title of this thread "The sexual politics of installing a home urinal".

As if there should be ANY politics involved in installing a urinal. Great thread.
 

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LMFAO @ Rudra!!!

Damn man those urinals would have me laughing too hard to be able to use em.
 

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But with a shower in every bathroom bidets IMHO have become obsolete.
I'd disagree. The shower's good for a full body wash. A bidet would be perfect for after sex when all you wanna do is get your crotch washed.

I'd love to have a bidet.
Her: What's that thing for?
You: For washing your pu55y after sex.
Her: You're kidding, right?
You: Here, take you pants off and I'll show you how it works. :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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