"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Secret of the Jerk

intrextrovert

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The first half sounds like he's trying to push steroids. For real, pook apparently gives a guy a shot of testosterone and he's great?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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intrextrovert said:
The first half sounds like he's trying to push steroids. For real, pook apparently gives a guy a shot of testosterone and he's great?
metaphor
n : a figure of speech in which an expression is used to refer
to something that it does not literally denote in order
to suggest a similarity
 

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If you actually wrote that post when you were SEVENTEEN, then props to you.
 

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now this is rolling my mind.... because I hate to reading this kind of long posts... I think the guy is in really nice mood when he wrote this essay and he haven't feel that its getting long. Lolxxx its quite funny and I bet here 90% of people who commented on the thread haven't read this post...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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