Colossus
Master Don Juan
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Look, there is nothing wrong with choosing to remain celibate. Nothing at all. In fact, I can admire that level of self-restraint.
But of course, there are those people who cant help but ooze out condescension when anything sex-related comes up in conversation. These types are usually (always?) women, who are either reformed Christians, or born-again Christians that for some reason beyond me think it is better to wait until after marriage to have sex, or wait until a SERIOUS long-term relationship has been established first.
Now before I lay down any smack, let me say right now I have no problem whatsoever with this philosophy, just the way people convey it as the superior path and condemn, ever so subtly, anyone who has sex outside of the above boundaries.
In fact, I would extend this to any religion or philosophy that is rooted in peace and benevolence. As long as you are not encroaching on other's freedom, you have every right to believe or live however you want. That's the premise of liberty, after all. BUT---when you start espousing your personal habits as fundamentally more righteous than mine (even if they may be) you are going to get blasted. No one likes a pious do-gooder.
Which brings me to the sanctimonious reformed virgin female---the ever-annoying harpy that can kill a boner with a single glance. The SRVF, as we'll call her, has built upon her lonely, wrinkled vagina a pillar of perceived superiority on which to stand and rain judgment on anyone who enjoys what she has chosen not to. You see, the SRVF is not a true virgin, she once knew the d!ck and probably loved it. She may have been a total slvt, or maybe just your average girl, but because of a personal or religious experience she has chosen to remain celibate. The choice in itself is fine; but, unable to cope adequately without one of the most natural and enjoyable of human interactions---sex---she becomes not only agitated (as people do when they arent getting laid) but she becomes a little bitter towards her friends and family who are enjoying the pleasures of one of God's greatest gifts. The SRVF typically finds a way to better cope with her sexual exile, usually in the form of a small dog, which she disgustingly babies to the point the poor beast has no control over it's own p1ss anymore. They find sex seemingly disgusting, crude, and offensive to talk about in almost any context.
The SRVF is also a selective misandrist; taking the woman's side in any scenario presented to her no matter what her level of involvement or knowledge of actual events. Telling the SRVF about your recent split, in which you were dumped, brings a smug satisfaction to her face as she revels in your emotional suffering and reminds you in roundabout sort of way that you 'deserved it'. They love to see men suffer, as they secretly yet truly believe men are the root of all evil.
A word of advice to newbies: any girl that makes you 'wait' an unreasonable amount of time (for general purposes we'll say more than 5 dates) is NEVER worth the wait. EVER.
But of course, there are those people who cant help but ooze out condescension when anything sex-related comes up in conversation. These types are usually (always?) women, who are either reformed Christians, or born-again Christians that for some reason beyond me think it is better to wait until after marriage to have sex, or wait until a SERIOUS long-term relationship has been established first.
Now before I lay down any smack, let me say right now I have no problem whatsoever with this philosophy, just the way people convey it as the superior path and condemn, ever so subtly, anyone who has sex outside of the above boundaries.
In fact, I would extend this to any religion or philosophy that is rooted in peace and benevolence. As long as you are not encroaching on other's freedom, you have every right to believe or live however you want. That's the premise of liberty, after all. BUT---when you start espousing your personal habits as fundamentally more righteous than mine (even if they may be) you are going to get blasted. No one likes a pious do-gooder.
Which brings me to the sanctimonious reformed virgin female---the ever-annoying harpy that can kill a boner with a single glance. The SRVF, as we'll call her, has built upon her lonely, wrinkled vagina a pillar of perceived superiority on which to stand and rain judgment on anyone who enjoys what she has chosen not to. You see, the SRVF is not a true virgin, she once knew the d!ck and probably loved it. She may have been a total slvt, or maybe just your average girl, but because of a personal or religious experience she has chosen to remain celibate. The choice in itself is fine; but, unable to cope adequately without one of the most natural and enjoyable of human interactions---sex---she becomes not only agitated (as people do when they arent getting laid) but she becomes a little bitter towards her friends and family who are enjoying the pleasures of one of God's greatest gifts. The SRVF typically finds a way to better cope with her sexual exile, usually in the form of a small dog, which she disgustingly babies to the point the poor beast has no control over it's own p1ss anymore. They find sex seemingly disgusting, crude, and offensive to talk about in almost any context.
The SRVF is also a selective misandrist; taking the woman's side in any scenario presented to her no matter what her level of involvement or knowledge of actual events. Telling the SRVF about your recent split, in which you were dumped, brings a smug satisfaction to her face as she revels in your emotional suffering and reminds you in roundabout sort of way that you 'deserved it'. They love to see men suffer, as they secretly yet truly believe men are the root of all evil.
A word of advice to newbies: any girl that makes you 'wait' an unreasonable amount of time (for general purposes we'll say more than 5 dates) is NEVER worth the wait. EVER.
