"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The sad state of jester
- Thread starter Jester
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
That_Guy49
Don Juan
MoAF
Don Juan
K, with that said, lets get started
! Jester, baby, whats up?! Been a while, I know. Your in luck, I was almost killed on saturday, and I've had a pretty clear outlook on things ever since.Jester likes girl, she likes Jester. She lives far away, but is worth the drive, even as trecherous as it is.
Love is a mother****er, my friend, a mother****er to the bone.
Now then, Jester, this is just a girl, even as perfect for you as she seems. If you really tried, I'm sure you could find another one thats just as <everything>, but more accesable. But sometimes, life just doesn't work that way.
You are making a lot of sacrifices. But I ASSURE you, when you see her [after being away for a long time] you'll feel it man, that warm fuzzy feeling you cant quite explain. And I'll attest to it, man, IT IS WORTH IT.
However... its NOT worth throwing your life back home away. Don't pity yourself, go out with teh guys, even the girls. Explain to your girl that your not built that way, and seing other ppl is the healthy thing to do [and it is]. I hope this made sense, I'm really hungyr, bye.
LIfe is hard sometimes bro, but you have it easier than most of the WORLD, so whining about not being able to see your girlfriend all the time is really really trivial. How about instead of *****ing how you cant see her, why dont you go apply for some more scholarships so you might actually be able to afford to go her college? Or how about you do something productive, do your friggin homework, write some essays you will no doubt need next year in college, get another job or even just go make some friends. Go read a book, i know you havent done that in a long ass time, better yet go surfing u fag, even if you have to go yourself just go. *****ing does nothing, no one can help you but yourself, so grow your little balls back so you can GRIN AND BARE it like a MAN would.
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Master Don Juan
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.