"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The running of the bulls: Would you go?

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Oh boo hoo, you could get hurt running with the bulls.

Realize that you could die while going to work in the morning. You could die in your sleep. You could die eating lunch from a restaurant. You could die at any time in your life.

If you really want to run with the bulls, do it. At least what's going to kill you is right behind you instead of God knows where. Having said that, when I get some money I plan to do it before I die.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Running with the bulls is the stupist **** Ive ever heard of.

If all you guys are so tough and want to show how hardcore you all are, why dont you go to war or some**** like that. Or would that be a little too dangerous?
 

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Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Running with the bulls is the stupist **** Ive ever heard of.

If all you guys are so tough and want to show how hardcore you all are, why dont you go to war or some**** like that. Or would that be a little too dangerous?
So you are saying that inlisted men are fighting just to prove they're hardcore, huh?:rolleyes: Is that why you joined up? You are in the service, aren't you?
 

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I dont know bc someone asking on the internet and i answering on the internet would not be accurate as to what i would really do... right here i might say oh hell yea any day lets go!!! when in reality if im there with the bulls about to be let loose i might change my mind.

I dont think anyone can say until theyre theyre there.
 

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That idea is about as bright as trying to cross the Belt Parkway in NYC during rush hour. Same premise.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So you are saying that inlisted men are fighting just to prove they're hardcore, huh?:rolleyes: Is that why you joined up? You are in the service, aren't you?
I never said that, but if its closeness to death that your searching for then why not join armed forces.

Why do you think Im inlisted?
 

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Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
I never said that, but if its closeness to death that your searching for then why not join armed forces.

Why do you think Im inlisted?
Just assuming by the way you were speaking about going to war and killing to prove someone was hardcore. So what do you do? Are you hardcore?
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Just assuming by the way you were speaking about going to war and killing to prove someone was hardcore. So what do you do? Are you hardcore?
Did I say I was hardcore?
 

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I hate bull running or fighting...it's just lame. Fight someone else in a match in a ring...be a man, go freefight...or whatever.
I don't dislike bull running because it is dangerous (hell...I drive motorcycle and sometimes drive 150+ mph (250+ km/h), but hurting animals like that...is just lame.

But a bit more ontopic I guess:

You only lived if you do what you wanted to do. (or at least a few of those things).
 

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Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Did I say I was hardcore?
No, I was just giving you the benifit of the doubt since I don't believe anyone else thinks so anyway.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Levex
That idea is about as bright as trying to cross the Belt Parkway in NYC during rush hour. Same premise.
Well that's not too difficult since the traffic is many times at a dead stop during rush hour in NY.
 
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