The Rules For Women

[Ice Cold]

Originally posted by Devestator
I assume s(he) would know a thing or two about men.

And this assumption comes from the same place as when you assume that god exist, or something more credible?

 

[Devestator]

The place where you assume I'm a fundy?

 

[Ice Cold]

fundy?

 

[Devestator]

Fundamentalist Christian. Or Muslim. Either nut will do.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

The 'Tomassi' Rules
With appologies to Tom Leykis

1. 3 Strikes and you're out. If a chick doesn't put out by the 3rd date - NEXT!

2. Never spend more than $40 on a date and prefereably for drinks rather than food. $0 is ideal.

3. Any woman that ever utters the words, "I don't understand why sex is so important to guys" is an automatic NEXT!

4. Never answer the phone from 5pm Friday to 3pm Sunday. Let the message machine pick it up.

5. You are the prize, she is the prize seeker. You are doing her the favor.

6. NEVER date women at work. Period.

7. NEVER call a woman more than once in a week and only from Monday-Thursdays.

8. A DJ never even entertains the idea of an LDR.

9. Postpone marriage indefinitely. This is as good as it gets for men, enjoy it as long as humanly possible.

10. The correct response to an LJBF rejection is "Sorry, but I have enough 'friends' already" or "That's OK, I generally don't have the desire to bend my friends over the kitchen table and ride 'em to glory" either one is appropriate.

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Very good. And also remember to never underestimate a woman's capacity for bullsh*t.

Even the most pretty little, seemingly innocent things are likely to be the most filthy and brutal W h o r e s!!!

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Sorry to double post but, sweet mother Mary, did you guys see this part of the site:

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how to know if you are in a Rules relationship now

how to act on dates in the early stages of your relationship

how to juggle e-mailing and calling in a relationship

how to write an ad and post the best photo if you are doing online dating

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$200 for the initial call??!! WTF?! Who's paying for this sh!t?!

This only irritated me because last weekend I was at Barnes & Noble picking around in the psychology section and I swear to God every prominently displayed book title in the section was, "How to turn him into Mr. Right", "Fix Him", "Fixerupper", "12 steps to getting him to commit", and "Why men are bad and need you to correct their thinking" or some sh!t to that effect. I wonder how quick I could get a book published titled "Put her off Forever" or "How to get that fat b!tch into the gym and fvck you like a porn star withouth marrying her" ? It's basically the same friggin' thing they're selling.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
I was at Barnes & Noble picking around in the psychology section and I swear to God every prominently displayed book title in the section was, "How to turn him into Mr. Right", "Fix Him", "Fixerupper", "12 steps to getting him to commit", and "Why men are bad and need you to correct their thinking" or some sh!t to that effect.

Women like these books because they invoke in them the true motivations behind their attraction. Women fantasize about taking the "Challenging Bad boy/Jerk" and capturing him for a relationship.

Just look at all the paperback romance novels that women read. The male characters in these books are all described as "Wild and untamed," but at the end of the book the female is able to finally seize the male. THIS IS WHAT WOMEN TRULY DESIRE AND ARE ATTRACTED TO!!! Remember you are the prize to be won, not her!

 

[penkitten]

if they were smart women, they would just come here and get free advise and see what kind of advise you men are getting and come out with the upper hand

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Originally posted by penkitten
if they were smart women,...

Um, yeah,..heh,..

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[B9]

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
This only irritated me because last weekend I was at Barnes & Noble picking around in the psychology section and I swear to God every prominently displayed book title in the section was, "How to turn him into Mr. Right", "Fix Him", "Fixerupper", "12 steps to getting him to commit", and "Why men are bad and need you to correct their thinking" or some sh!t to that effect. I wonder how quick I could get a book published titled "Put her off Forever" or "How to get that fat b!tch into the gym and fvck you like a porn star withouth marrying her" ? It's basically the same friggin' thing they're selling. [/B]

Had a look at the rules and they may be good for attracting AFCs. They ain't gonna with with any DJ and as anti-dump said: when two people are using tactics the answer is simple: She always loses and you move on. For a tactic to work, only one of them has to use one.

Incidentally, I thought the rule asking 'do you have a year to spare?' and your post illustrated a compulsory and fundamental delusion of many women: That being in a unsuitable relationship is preferably to being suitably single. They are looking for someone to fix themselves and therefore try to fix their man so he can fix them. ridiculous really.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

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If you've followed The Rules, your man probably loves you and wants to marry you. Your problem is not if he marries you, but when! If it's been more than a year, see less of him and think about dating others. You've already spent more than a year waiting for him to propose; do you have another year to wait?

WHAT A CROCK OF SHYT! What kind of stupid punk-ass would make a life commitment to a woman he's known for only a year?

 

[oda]

an AFC :]

 

[00Kevin]

here are my rules for women.

1. cook me something.
2. have sex with me.
3. shut up so I can sleep.