"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The Rules For Women
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
With appologies to Tom Leykis
1. 3 Strikes and you're out. If a chick doesn't put out by the 3rd date - NEXT!
2. Never spend more than $40 on a date and prefereably for drinks rather than food. $0 is ideal.
3. Any woman that ever utters the words, "I don't understand why sex is so important to guys" is an automatic NEXT!
4. Never answer the phone from 5pm Friday to 3pm Sunday. Let the message machine pick it up.
5. You are the prize, she is the prize seeker. You are doing her the favor.
6. NEVER date women at work. Period.
7. NEVER call a woman more than once in a week and only from Monday-Thursdays.
8. A DJ never even entertains the idea of an LDR.
9. Postpone marriage indefinitely. This is as good as it gets for men, enjoy it as long as humanly possible.
10. The correct response to an LJBF rejection is "Sorry, but I have enough 'friends' already" or "That's OK, I generally don't have the desire to bend my friends over the kitchen table and ride 'em to glory" either one is appropriate.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
Even the most pretty little, seemingly innocent things are likely to be the most filthy and brutal W h o r e s!!!
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
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$200 for the initial call??!! WTF?! Who's paying for this sh!t?!
This only irritated me because last weekend I was at Barnes & Noble picking around in the psychology section and I swear to God every prominently displayed book title in the section was, "How to turn him into Mr. Right", "Fix Him", "Fixerupper", "12 steps to getting him to commit", and "Why men are bad and need you to correct their thinking" or some sh!t to that effect. I wonder how quick I could get a book published titled "Put her off Forever" or "How to get that fat b!tch into the gym and fvck you like a porn star withouth marrying her" ? It's basically the same friggin' thing they're selling.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Women like these books because they invoke in them the true motivations behind their attraction. Women fantasize about taking the "Challenging Bad boy/Jerk" and capturing him for a relationship.
Just look at all the paperback romance novels that women read. The male characters in these books are all described as "Wild and untamed," but at the end of the book the female is able to finally seize the male. THIS IS WHAT WOMEN TRULY DESIRE AND ARE ATTRACTED TO!!! Remember you are the prize to be won, not her!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Um, yeah,..heh,..
Sorry, couldn't resist.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Had a look at the rules and they may be good for attracting AFCs. They ain't gonna with with any DJ and as anti-dump said: when two people are using tactics the answer is simple: She always loses and you move on. For a tactic to work, only one of them has to use one.
Incidentally, I thought the rule asking 'do you have a year to spare?' and your post illustrated a compulsory and fundamental delusion of many women: That being in a unsuitable relationship is preferably to being suitably single. They are looking for someone to fix themselves and therefore try to fix their man so he can fix them. ridiculous really.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
WHAT A CROCK OF SHYT! What kind of stupid punk-ass would make a life commitment to a woman he's known for only a year?