The ridiculousness of the situation

[lordson]

Scene:

Me and my gf both at work. We are in retail in a shopping centre.

I finish at 2 and we planned to meet each other for lunch, when she goes on her lunch break.

At 2, i call her up and say that i can't meet her because i need to go to the toilet to take a dump and i hate using public toilets to take a dump. She gets pissy immediately and hangs up.

Afterwards i explained, that i really needed to go and its been boiling in me for the last 2 hours at work and i had to go home for it. I tell her public toilets are really dirty and i dont like taking a dump in them. Not only that, but i just tore a small chunk out of my finger at work and i especially didn't want to get it dirty.

She explains, that she was really hungry, told all her workmates to go on lunch before and without because she was waiting for me to have lunch with her after i finish work.

Now I tell her how was i supposed to know that when she just hangs up the phone on me. And she doesn't seem to get it through her head that i dont like to use public toilets to take a crap. She just doesn't get it, and doesn't seem to understand it.

Anyway, shes still pissy about me and bicthing and sulking and threatining a breakup and acting like a bloody woman.

 

[Brians_600rr]

lol i feel you bro.. i cant take a sh!tta in public bathrooms either.

but hey u did wat u could.. u told her ur reason for not being able to meet for lunch. and she just needs to accept it.

hopefully u and ur gf dont break up over that fact that you dont like to take sh!ts in public restrooms.

good luck bro

 

[KontrollerX]

If she's going to flip out on you over this fvck her.

Find someone better and more understanding.

I mean wtf man?

This was out of your control a bodily function lol its not like you were trying to p*ss her off.

If she breaks up with you over this just say to her "good I'm better off dating someone whose not so immature."

 

[NSUballer]

yea shes immature. hanging up on someone is the most immature thing you can do especially if it was only about you goin home to take a crap instead of meeting her for lunch.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

Scene:

Me and my gf both at work. We are in retail in a shopping centre.

I finish at 2 and we planned to meet each other for lunch, when she goes on her lunch break.

At 2, i call her up and say that i can't meet her because i need to go to the toilet to take a dump and i hate using public toilets to take a dump. She gets pissy immediately and hangs up.

Afterwards i explained, that i really needed to go and its been boiling in me for the last 2 hours at work and i had to go home for it. I tell her public toilets are really dirty and i dont like taking a dump in them. Not only that, but i just tore a small chunk out of my finger at work and i especially didn't want to get it dirty.

She explains, that she was really hungry, told all her workmates to go on lunch before and without because she was waiting for me to have lunch with her after i finish work.

Now I tell her how was i supposed to know that when she just hangs up the phone on me. And she doesn't seem to get it through her head that i dont like to use public toilets to take a crap. She just doesn't get it, and doesn't seem to understand it.

Anyway, shes still pissy about me and bicthing and sulking and threatining a breakup and acting like a bloody woman.

You've GOT to be kidding!!! :crackup: That is SO DJ to tell a woman ALLL about the feces rotting in your bowels.....God, I wonder why she's not turned on! HAHA!!!!
You think women don't use filthy bathrooms? God, what a bunch of pansies! Go in, use an ass-gasket, do your thing, wash your hands, move on, go to lunch, go home, get laid! Simple!