The rejection thread!

[LuisGarcia10]

As we all know, one of the keys to becoming a DJ is the ability to put up with rejection and not let it bother you.

So lets' make a thread with some of the funniest rejections, they can be funny for any reason. Perhaps the way you went about the whole thing was AFC (these ones are always the funniest in my opinion ), maybe she had a boyfreind or maybe she gave you a funny rejection.

I've got a couple to start us up.

1.

Me and my mates approached a couple of girls in a bar, this was actually my first real cold approach. I eventually got one of their numbers and went home. The week after I was out again and thought I'd see if she was about, so I got hold of her and was promptly greeted with the following,

"Sorry, I'm at my boyfreind's house"

Me and my mate just burst out laughing!!!

2.

I was in a club and saw a girl sitting by herself, she was only about a 5-6 but I thought it'd be the prime oppurtunity to tune the DJ strings. I approached her and the following conversation ensued:

Me: So, what are you doing sat by yourself then?
Girl: Not much
Me: You should be out dancing, it cost a fiver to get in here
Girl: I was dancing earlier, my mates have gone to get some drinks
Me: Right, but you still should be having a good time, why are you sat here looking so morbid?
Girl: Because I ****ing want to, alright?

I again thought this was rather funny, it's amazing how annoyed some people can get with people who are just trying to be freindly!

So what are your funniest rejections then guys?

 

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Originally posted by LuisGarcia10
As we all know, one of the keys to becoming a DJ is the ability to put up with rejection and not let it bother you.

So lets' make a thread with some of the funniest rejections, they can be funny for any reason. Perhaps the way you went about the whole thing was AFC (these ones are always the funniest in my opinion ), maybe she had a boyfreind or maybe she gave you a funny rejection.

I've got a couple to start us up.

1.

Me and my mates approached a couple of girls in a bar, this was actually my first real cold approach. I eventually got one of their numbers and went home. The week after I was out again and thought I'd see if she was about, so I got hold of her and was promptly greeted with the following,

"Sorry, I'm at my boyfreind's house"

Me and my mate just burst out laughing!!!

2.

I was in a club and saw a girl sitting by herself, she was only about a 5-6 but I thought it'd be the prime oppurtunity to tune the DJ strings. I approached her and the following conversation ensued:

Me: So, what are you doing sat by yourself then?
Girl: Not much
Me: You should be out dancing, it cost a fiver to get in here
Girl: I was dancing earlier, my mates have gone to get some drinks
Me: Right, but you still should be having a good time, why are you sat here looking so morbid?
Girl: Because I ****ing want to, alright?

I again thought this was rather funny, it's amazing how annoyed some people can get with people who are just trying to be freindly!

So what are your funniest rejections then guys?

HAHAHA #2 was awesome! Lol..

 

[Sart]

a reliable source

A friend of mine picked up a date from a chick at a club and went to her house. I think he actually borrowed this line by the way but this guy doesn't lie.

He was concerned because he couldn't remember what she looked like. He took flowers to the unit and knocked on the door. Apparently she was, well, he said she had several layers of teeth and was kinda sluggish and fugly.

She openned the door, he said "Hi" handed her the flowers and said "these are for you, thanks for the date, I came in the car, good night". Turned and went back to his car.

This guy has had probably 1000 women, he is 37, single and only had one relationship that lasted four months. He gets a woman EVERY time he goes out and has NEVER asked a woman for a date prior or since that time. He use to tell me "you have to be a staya to be a playa".

Mind you, this guy is very good looking.

 

[Scought]

wow

wow, sart.....real informative.

 

[Sart]

sorry scought

Oh, **** it, lifes too short.