"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Quick N Easy Way to DJing in HS: 103 - Uh Oh, The Boring Part

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Damn, nice threads and a social life to go with it! You are quickly on your way.

"Get to the f*cking women, damn it!"

Calm down! Before we delve into the female world, we must first try to discuss school. It should be fun but not one huge social experience. You must learn as well. Keeping up with your friends and keeping up your As is the true accomplishment of being a DJ. Know when to put books before girls and your life.

First, do not slack off. Putting sh1t off to the last minute is never the real way. I got real good at doing this but I'm trying with every ounce of my power not to do this during college. Get stuff done as soon as possible. Do that on a slow night. Who cares if its three weeks away. The dreaded due date will be there before you know it.

In the class, be respectful to the teachers but be friends with them too. No kissing ass. They can see right through that. Be C+F with them. If one sucks at tennis, joke with them about it. Time goes by faster and you will learn more. Guaranteed. Don't worry about the badasses that try to say that you are stupid for being friends with the teachers. Most don't care and join in after you start it. However there are always those badasses (they are losers - not worth hanging out with) that think they are hot sh1t. Just ignore them.

Take the classes you want. If your best buddy is taking something else, take what you want. He may like Cooking but you'd rather do Psychology. Then take Psychology. More new people to meet = more people to be friends with = more of a social schedule.

Keeping up with your studies makes your parents like you more and will be more willing to let you go to parties or hang out with friends. Do bad and they're going to make you stay at home to study instead.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I like the way your series is going.. keep it going....... im reading ;)
 

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Originally posted by Sammo
I like the way your series is going.. keep it going....... im reading ;)
Thanks. 104 is coming this afternoon. I had to get some sleep and I have to go to my last day of work today from 8 am - 3 pm. Yes, it sucks.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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