"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Question

Rawone04

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I have come across several females and when i ask the question do they give oral they respond in mostly negitve ways.
How do i ask without really asking?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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catch

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do you like it when you get oral....

yeh why..

me too!!!!;)
 
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Ai....i havent had oral sex in such a long time, do you know if they've changed it?

Ah, i forgot...i read somethign like this not long ago on this site or on the eletter

anyways...Good Luck dude!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just ask about past boyfriends and what they've done with them too find out, don't come out with do u give oral it wud send out the wrong impressions... maybe ask somit like,.. when was your 1st kiss?.... when did you 1st have sex? ..when did you first give / recieve oral ? ..etc.

It's best too find out when you are actually seeing her, and ****ing her... give her oral and ask her if she will do the same for u...maybe she will feel obliged, or if she sats she does'nt cause she don't think it would be very nice, comment on how u do the same for her and she could at least try if she liked it.
 

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Thanks yeah this was kinda funny. But i havn't had intercourse and most of my sexual encounters was when i got oral.
 

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Why ask? Just assume they will. I'd say 11 of 10 girls will give you oral.

Why 11? Because of the 10 who will sleep with you, you'll always find one or two who won't fack you, but will give you head.

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Many women will tell you they never masturbate, either.

Girls don't want to seem like sluts, at least until they get to know you a little bit.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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unless you are at a comfortable point in a relationship with a girl, its okay to talk about oral. if you just met a new girl, and your trying to get your d*ck sucked, do not ask. Unless shes just an out right freak, most girls dont want to give a first impression of being viewed as a slut. Ive had more success assuming they will do it instead of asking. lol, if your really having that much trouble i have one simple stupid trick. if you are lying on your back on the bed. Just tell her you love to be kissed around your stomach. if she helps you while your undoing your belt, then you might have a live one! TA DA, as stupid as it sounds it works! lol. Now all you got to do is grab her hair and ram it to the back of her throat! lol, just kiddin.
 

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Originally posted by Rawone04
I have come across several females and when i ask the question do they give oral they respond in mostly negitve ways.
How do i ask without really asking?
This is a great question. In my experience, you shouldn't ask at all. You should take a different point of attack. Asking them lets them know too quickly that you're interested in THEM giving you oral, which will inflate their ego, and take down your value.

Best thing I do is, talk casually about past girlfriends giving you oral. Tell them such and such was such a freak, she swallowed, did @nal, etc etc. Who cares if she actually did. That's not the point.

What you want is the chick you're targeting to feel competitive and try to keep up with your exes. She'll really show you what she's made of. She'll want to make you forget about ol' whats-her-butt.

This worked like a CHARM on my ex-wife when she was 19. I was doing $hit I wouldn't do to a farm animal.


By the way, that all disappeared when she said I DO so enjoy the moment but don't get too carried away!

-Frank
 

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hey uncle! while im not a big fan of bringing up ex's in the picture with someone im with, id be curious to hear some replies if they actually brings out the freak in your woman. to actually tell them how they did or what they did with you sexually.
 
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