"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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The President of Italy Has A Message For YOU

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Better for a 74 year old man to get 17 year olds than to be gay. He also gave instructions to play Ronaldinho. The dude is on a roll. As I always say, a pervert in America/England is a playboy to the rest of the world.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/02/ruby-berlusconi-sex-scand_1_n_777558.html
Funniest thing is that suburban mothers are among his biggest supporters.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01749/berlusconi-ruby_1749869c.jpg
Cute couple. And yes, 17 year old girls can go out to discos and bars in Italy. She is also an African Muslim! So much for defeating every stereotype Americans have about the world.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Not to be a pedantic, but he is the Prime Minister, not the President. But yeah, I agree with your post, I've always admired Belusconi.
 

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Man, Silvio Burlucsconi is like a pimp in other countries. He is a freak, loves to be entertained. Can't fault him, he is a red blooded male!!!!!
 

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Dude you didn't hear? Homosexuals go to hell but pedophiles don't.
 
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Dude you didn't hear? Homosexuals go to hell but pedophiles don't.

Age of consent in Italy is 14 years. The scandal originated from him sleeping with young girls, not because he slept with an underage girl.

Yes, homos can go to hell. They don't reproduce, they are nothing but useless eaters of our non renewable natural resources. Homos are parasites, they ruin our societies. Homos and gay laws are one of the reasons our society, at least in America, is feminine. Although I must admit, I wouldn't mind them if they kept it in the closet or had their own gay country or something similar.


Better ask yourself, what would you rather have? A daughter that slept with a prime minister, or a son that is gay?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Kerpal said:
By that logic, aren't homosexuals better than heterosexuals? They don't reproduce, so they use less resources.

No, homos are not better than straight men and women. Because homos are omega, and omega is death. I don't hate human race and I want us to go to space and plant our seed on some planet or asteroid. You apparently, by your logic, want humans extinct. That right there son, is the thinking instated by the feminine society, thank those gay laws.


Answer me this question: if every man and woman on this planet had 1 child, would population of our planet grow or diminish?


Answer me this second question: if every man and woman on this planet had 2 children, would population of our planet grow or diminish?
 
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Why should I care if humans colonize other planets hundreds of years in the future? I'll be dead.


Then you have no purpose in life, just a self satisfying, self gratifying purpose. It's called selfishness.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Several things highconsciencesness or high-c as you'll be called now.

High-c, you hate homosexuals because they can't reproduce? Okay, let's get rid of all the people who can't reproduce because their sterile. Even if they are straight; all those straight people who can't reproduce should die too, right? They're just wasting our resources too, because they can't reproduce.

Or, how about those straight people who don't want to reproduce? Shouldn't we get ride of them too?

Anyone who says that someone shouldn't be alive because they can't reproduce is an idiot, and you sir, fit that category. But enough with logic, that **** doesn't work with people who are prejudiced.

What's more, no one ever said that homosexuals were better than straight people. I don't think any homosexual is better than me, but I don't feel that my "straightness" inherently makes better than anyone else. I like to think if I was to be "better" than someone else it would be because of my merits not because of some preference as to who I want to have sex with.
 

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Dude you didn't hear? Homosexuals go to hell but pedophiles don't.
heheh!
One can spot an American from 1000 miles away.

You wouldn't shag any of those girls because someone has decided that it's immoral unless the Earth has completed 18 revolutions around the Sun from the moment of their birth, would you?

WOW! Does that sound like a valid measurement of (intelectual / moral / physical) development or what? :rolleyes:


Let's disregard the facts that they already have had sex, so you're not corrupting anyone into doing something they don't desire to do, and that your masculine being wants to put your c0ck inside them.

Let's instead assume the false and stupid morals of someone else without filtering them! In the true American style! :crackup:
 

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The Catholic magazine La Famiglia Cristiana has described Berlusconi's penchant for beautiful women as "a disease, something uncontrollable," reports the Telegraph.
LOL!

Can you imagine that? a man loving beautiful women!
Three times HORRIBLE !


It would've better if he liked little boys, as many of the self righteous priests seem to do, correct? :crackup:
 
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High-c, you hate homosexuals because they can't reproduce?

First and foremost never in my posts I said I hate homos. I'll clarify it for you though, I hate gay laws, I hate diseases, and I hate moral degradation fagots bring into our society.

I have a right to live and raise my children in a society with sound moral principals.

By your own logic, you Sir hate me for wanting to live in a sound and moral society.

This brings the question, who is right, a person with sound moral principals, or a person with degraded immoral principles? Thus the rule of law. Unfortunately, in a society with already degraded morality, alas United States of America, idiots often get their way. This is unfair, since the media is controlled, and since the government is controlled, lobbied as they call it. In a free country like Russia, Iran, Columbia, fags are never going to get a right to merry, a right to adopt and raise children, or even a right for a protest. Because agreeably their way of life is riskay and immoral.

Now, you are an enemy. I'm all for gays serving in your military, marrying, raising your children, etc.


ChallengeGuyFan said:
You wouldn't shag any of those girls because someone has decided that it's immoral unless the Earth has completed 18 revolutions around the Sun from the moment of their birth, would you?

WOW! Does that sound like a valid measurement of (intelectual / moral / physical) development or what?
They specifically raise morons in America. They poison their food and water to make them dumb. They are now even hiring cops only with low IQs. (used to be 120 before, now it's 90 average)
 

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Just for the record, gays don't erode morality, they just don't fit into your delinquent view of morality.

Could you explain how are gays (gay people, gay laws, etc.) are immoral?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Can all those who are obsessed with homosexuality go somewhere else? This thread is for us to pay respect to Silvio the Grandaddy Pimp.
 
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Kerpal said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Ya you can laugh all you want with that ignorant laughter. In Russia though, I can go through airport security without taking my shoes off or being searched. Also, at traffic stops, cops are friendly, and won't pull a gun on you without authorization from commander. I can say what I want, do what I want, nobody touches me, not crooks, not cops. I can get drunk and sleep in my car, I may even turn engine on and warm myself, in states you get a DUI if they find keys in your car. If cop abuses me, I can kick his butt and I won't be charged with assault on an officer. :eek:

It it goes like that. It's more freedom here than in states, much more. You folks are now worst than the Soviet Union, and I know what's USSR, I'm old enough to have witnessed it first hand. 9/11 false flag government engineered terrorist attack turned your country into a sh1tter. Your elections are joke, everything is a joke. Gay marriage is a joke. Gay rights is a joke. Country's average IQ level is a joke. Education is a big joke. Everything.



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they just don't fit into your delinquent view of morality
Men worshiping other man's a55hole is apparently moral. What's next, men worshiping goats? It is your view or morality that is delinquent here.



Jitterbug said:
This thread is for us to pay respect to Silvio the Grandaddy Pimp.
Couldn't have said better myself. All those faggots can go to hell! Hail Silvio Grandaddy Pimp!
 

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highconscienceness said:
Ya you can laugh all you want with that ignorant laughter. In Russia though, I can go through airport security without taking my shoes off or being searched. Also, at traffic stops, cops are friendly, and won't pull a gun on you without authorization from commander. I can say what I want, do what I want, nobody touches me, not crooks, not cops. I can get drunk and sleep in my car, I may even turn engine on and warm myself, in states you get a DUI if they find keys in your car. If cop abuses me, I can kick his butt and I won't be charged with assault on an officer. :eek:

It it goes like that. It's more freedom here than in states, much more. You folks are now worst than the Soviet Union, and I know what's USSR, I'm old enough to have witnessed it first hand. 9/11 false flag government engineered terrorist attack turned your country into a sh1tter. Your elections are joke, everything is a joke. Gay marriage is a joke. Gay rights is a joke. Country's average IQ level is a joke. Education is a big joke. Everything.
Did you live in the Soviet Union? I think you like Russia because it is not as much a part of the nwo system as the United States; but as Donald Trump would say, where there is turmoil, there is opportunity. That is why I stay in America.
 

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Okay it's obvious now, High-c! I was gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, but dude, the American government attacked the US? Really? You believed that ****? :crackup: You really are an idiot! Go get ya tin foil hat boy!

Wait a minute!

Are you still pissed we beat you to the moon? Or that our economy still hasn't collapsed? Is that why you hate on America all the time?

You should be thanking America! Without us you're former leaders wouldn't have spent themselves into an economic collapse and you'd still be living with the KGB. So next time a cop doesn't hassle you... you're welcome.

As to the who homosexual thing:

It's 2010 muh****er! Get with the times old man!
 

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highconscienceness said:
I don't hate human race and I want us to go to space and plant our seed on some planet or asteroid.
Sorry, I had to quote you for craziness. :crackup:

highconscienceness said:
Your elections are joke, everything is a joke. Gay marriage is a joke. Gay rights is a joke. Country's average IQ level is a joke. Education is a big joke. Everything.
P.S.

NO you're a joke! You crack me up you crazy muh****er! :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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