The plates are spin spin spinning!

[Vlad the Impaler]

I am finally putting the plate theory into effect.

I # closed a hottie at my new job today. She lives 2 minutes from me. I already called her and told her we are hanging out together soon and she said OK.

I have a hot date Wednesday with a rich girl I met online. She is a cougar and she is acting very aggressive like she really needs to get laid and I am the lucky guy to do it. She TOLD me she will be my sugar momma. What could be better than this?

Then while I am hooking up with these girls, I'll still be working on the innocent Brazilian church girl who calls me every day and is practically begging me to marry her.

Then last AND least the crazy BPD liar who deserves nothing from me for her lies and cheating. I spoke to her this weekend. I told the crazy BPD girl that I love her. LOL she believed me, and now she is trying to take advantage of me, playing me like I really love her. I even told her I want to marry her and I asked her if she would? She said "It depends....." LOL... depends... I didn't even ask what it depends on.

I deleted her from the phone and will probably never contact her again. She is going to be like WTF. She really believes I am AFC in love with her. I am playing HER as a fool now.

I've never been very successful dating more than 1 girl at a time, but I think I'm ready. The pins are stacked up I just need to knock them down.

 

[jophil28]

A kid in a candy store ...

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

A kid in a candy store ...

It makes a world of difference because I was getting hung up on that BPD girl. Now I can play with her.

Instead of never contacting her again, why not have some fun with it? She is responding to me acting like I am in love with her. I am going to see how far I can go with it. I'll keep talking to her, try and be smooth but also give her the hint I am madly in love with her and she is the only one for me.

This could be fun just to see how it plays out.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Screw it! I just sent BPD girl this message:

"****, I am madly in love with you and you are the only girl for me. I want to see you right now. I want to take care of you forever and make all your dreams come true. Do you feel like you want that?"

LOL I bet she is dying right now thinking I am serious.

 

[acewhole]

You latinos sure are a passionate people.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Vlad,
Well thanks be that you have some distraction from your Carmen Miranda,that will go nowhere....But let me guess the title of your next thread....Please fellahs,how can I keep spinning plates when my leading Lady only lives a couple of blocks away?

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

You latinos sure are a passionate people.

I'm not latino. Why do you say that?

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Dear Vlad,
Well thanks be that you have some distraction from your Carmen Miranda,that will go nowhere....But let me guess the title of your next thread....Please fellahs,how can I keep spinning plates when my leading Lady only lives a couple of blocks away?

She hasnt responded to my AFC message. She must know I am playing.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I took it to the extreme and messaged the BPD girl I'm about to shoot myself and she replied! She told me to take it easy

I replied "I love you baby"


Maybe I am taking this too far? lol

 

[jophil28]

Screw it! I just sent BPD girl this message:

"****, I am madly in love with you and you are the only girl for me. I want to see you right now. I want to take care of you forever and make all your dreams come true. Do you feel like you want that?"

LOL I bet she is dying right now thinking I am serious.

Vlad, you are not going to 'win' this . If she is really BPD or some other CLuster B wackjob, then you are taunting the devil. You obviously have not read the overwhelmimg opinon from smarter, more worldly guys on this forum who were still fukked over by a BPD woman.

SOP for dealing with a BPD is No Contact.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

OK guys let's quit the games with the BPD. I shouldn't have gone there.


Let's focus on the other plates. True they are not spinning yet but I hope to update this thread and say they are spinning.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Good man. You know what to do.

Hell yeah! I'm going to get the cougar out Wednesday night. I'm going to get the girl from work out this weekend.

Stay tuned! Because it's going to be interesting.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

The BPD doesn't know what's going on. It's amazing when you beat them at their own game.

She texted me "I am getting all fuzzy inside. Just don't get mean again, ok?"

FACT: The only time I ever got MEAN was when she lied and cheated and I found out and told her to go to hell!

So I replied to her

"The only time I ever got mean is when you hurt me. You know that."

She never replied.

I beat the b!tch at her own game. I am going to keep beating her at this game until she is on her knees groveling.

 

[Unbridled_Phoenix]

You definitely lost when you admitted she hurt you.

Hook, Line, Sinker

 

[jophil28]

The BPD doesn't know what's going on. It's amazing when you beat them at their own game.

She texted me "I am getting all fuzzy inside. Just don't get mean again, ok?"

FACT: The only time I ever got MEAN was when she lied and cheated and I found out and told her to go to hell!

So I replied to her

"The only time I ever got mean is when you hurt me. You know that."

She never replied.

I beat the b!tch at her own game. I am going to keep beating her at this game until she is on her knees groveling.

You are not listening to what we are saying.
You NEVER beat a BPD at mindgames. In fact she is now one up on you after your last text. Why do you think she did not reply ?

 

[Vlad the 1mpaler]

You definitely lost when you admitted she hurt you.

Hook, Line, Sinker

I can't lose. I have 3 other girls in the front of the line. This girl is nothing but an afterthought.

I cannot lose! Let her feel the guilt and shame of what she has done.

 

[Vlad the 1mpaler]

You are not listening to what we are saying.
You NEVER beat a BPD at mindgames. In fact she is now one up on you after your last text. Why do you think she did not reply ?

Why didn't she reply? What should I have said? Remember I am playing the game of the big AFC when in reality I dont give a damn about her.

I am ready to cut her off forever. I'm just having fun.

 

[piranha45]

If you didn't give a damn about her then you wouldn't be giving her a second of your thought, and you certainly wouldn't be trying to mess with her.

You do give a damn about her, because you are still communicating with her. You are bitter about it and you're taking it out on her with this "I'm just having fun" crap.

The burn she gave you is going to sting for a while still, but the least you can do is man up and keep it to yourself. Expressing your vindictive feelings is chumpish. You need to be an aspiring DJ; recognize your afc tendencies, and abandon them.


The other argument: we have established that this is one crazy btch. Do you want your car keyed up? Your plates harassed by her? Phone harassment? "Oh naw, shes not like that, I know her" BULLSH!T YOU KNOW HER!! IF you knew her then you wouldn't be posting about all the problems you've had with her. You may just know the tip of the iceberg. As jophil said, dont taunt the f$cking devil.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

If you didn't give a damn about her then you wouldn't be giving her a second of your thought, and you certainly wouldn't be trying to mess with her.

You do give a damn about her, because you are still communicating with her. You are bitter about it and you're taking it out on her with this "I'm just having fun" crap.

The burn she gave you is going to sting for a while still, but the least you can do is man up and keep it to yourself. Expressing your vindictive feelings is chumpish. You need to be an aspiring DJ; recognize your afc tendencies, and abandon them.


The other argument: we have established that this is one crazy btch. Do you want your car keyed up? Your plates harassed by her? Phone harassment? "Oh naw, shes not like that, I know her" BULLSH!T YOU KNOW HER!! IF you knew her then you wouldn't be posting about all the problems you've had with her. You may just know the tip of the iceberg. As jophil said, dont taunt the f$cking devil.

Oh man, I wish I read this before I texted her again this morning.

I told her what I said last night didn't come out right, and that she never hurt me because she can't hurt me. I told her I just acted mean when I got drunk. I asked her when I am going to see her again so I can kiss her and make love to her all night?

I think I'm going to stop now. She's believing all this stuff. This girl owns guns and likes to shoot them....I'm completely serious.

 

[game.r]

haha... self delusion at its best!

and

"I # closed a hottie at my new job today. She lives 2 minutes from me."

has disaster written all over it.