Alpine
Master Don Juan
In the Now.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The perfect place to live?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
Down here in Charleston, SC it only snows every few years. Even then its only a half inch of so.
Plus, there are all sorts of smoking hot girls with southern accents wearing next to nothing littered all over the streets. If it gets too hot you could always go to the beach (its a classy town, so the beached aren't commercialized, either)
But it does get REALLY hot and humid around this time of year, and lasts until August, at least. But that also means from now until august, all the girls are wearing skimpy skimpy clothes.
Damn, I'm going to walk down the street right now. Later!
Plus, there are all sorts of smoking hot girls with southern accents wearing next to nothing littered all over the streets. If it gets too hot you could always go to the beach (its a classy town, so the beached aren't commercialized, either)
But it does get REALLY hot and humid around this time of year, and lasts until August, at least. But that also means from now until august, all the girls are wearing skimpy skimpy clothes.
Damn, I'm going to walk down the street right now. Later!
Florida is terrible in the summer. The fall and winter are great, but it would be nice to have a change of seasons.
How old do you have to be to become a snowbird? I want to be able to get the hell out of FL between the months of June and August, maybe have a place in Colorado to escape the nasty heat and humidity. Other than that, I'll travel the world and stay a few weeks here and there throughout the year. Sounds like a plan.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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So ze Germans vill make you join zer armee!
so san diego got its name some several hundreds of years BEFORE the germans got there.
its true meaning has been forgotten.
"but doesn't it mean saint diego? yes it does, it means saint diego"
no no, it definently doesnt.
yes, and it means "whale's vagina"...
man, that was just a joke by ron burgundy...
actually, the first colonists arrived in San Diego, escorted by sergeant jose ortega of the presidio, in september 26th 1774
1. in 1851, San Diego Herald publishes its first edition.
2. in 1865 there already was an elementary school in san diego...
3. san diego's city first park was planned in 1868
but, as you say, the city was still to be founded by some germans in 1904
man, that was just a joke by ron burgundy...
actually, the first colonists arrived in San Diego, escorted by sergeant jose ortega of the presidio, in september 26th 1774
1. in 1851, San Diego Herald publishes its first edition.
2. in 1865 there already was an elementary school in san diego...
3. san diego's city first park was planned in 1868
but, as you say, the city was still to be founded by some germans in 1904
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
BrWnSugaMan
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AUSTIN TEXAS
Go research it...you will see that I am correct.
Go research it...you will see that I am correct.
