"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
the only times a woman isnt *****ing
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Thundernuts
Senior Don Juan
lol, i just had a thought, only one out of those six pictures are accurate, the others, well you can hope she doesn't but she still could.
Sleeping- if she truely despises you, she will b!tch in her sleep about how you aren't a man.
Sex- If you are not good in bed, she very well may b!tch
Underwater- if she doesn't enjoy swimming, be prepared for the b!tching
Shopping- try telling her that her taste is too expensive and be prepared.
Tape-you really think she isn't going to b!tch after you just taped her mouth?
Now, considering how she could be dead, well she might be b!tching but at least you won't have to hear it
:cuss:
Sleeping- if she truely despises you, she will b!tch in her sleep about how you aren't a man.
Sex- If you are not good in bed, she very well may b!tch
Underwater- if she doesn't enjoy swimming, be prepared for the b!tching
Shopping- try telling her that her taste is too expensive and be prepared.
Tape-you really think she isn't going to b!tch after you just taped her mouth?
Now, considering how she could be dead, well she might be b!tching but at least you won't have to hear it
:cuss:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Teflon_Mcgee
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If a woman btches in the forest, does it make a sound?pipe007 said:
Lucifero
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Not if you give her a black eye beforehand.Teflon_Mcgee said:
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