"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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the only times a woman isnt *****ing

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Thundernuts

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lol, i just had a thought, only one out of those six pictures are accurate, the others, well you can hope she doesn't but she still could.

Sleeping- if she truely despises you, she will b!tch in her sleep about how you aren't a man.
Sex- If you are not good in bed, she very well may b!tch
Underwater- if she doesn't enjoy swimming, be prepared for the b!tching
Shopping- try telling her that her taste is too expensive and be prepared.
Tape-you really think she isn't going to b!tch after you just taped her mouth?

Now, considering how she could be dead, well she might be b!tching but at least you won't have to hear it

:cuss:
 

pipe007

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the only time a woman wont b1tch is if you are not around to hear it... lol
you might as well be single.
 

badboyjmm

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I think it's time to make a new shirt !
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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pipe007 said:
the only time a woman wont b1tch is if you are not around to hear it... lol
you might as well be single.
If a woman btches in the forest, does it make a sound?
 

horaholic

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I have, in fact, had a woman ***** at me in her sleep!
 
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