"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

The only thing harder to talk to than a beautiful woman...

Thread starter LikerOfWomen
Start date Dec 8, 2004

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Master Don Juan

Dec 9, 2004

Before I answer your question, what color is the sky? A question like this is like...something a hermit would ask. "omgz how do you talk on the fone?!"

Think about your question a little. Is it really that hard? Just leave your name, number, and a closing (bye/call me back/etc).