The "One" DOES Exist!

[Serialized3]

This is pretty much the best post on the forums and should probably be one of the first things to be put in the DJ bible

 

[bbestar]

Genesis 1:26

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle,
and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

 

[Life-Trainee]

Clever twist of the "ONE". Good example of taking something that's usually a detrimental frame of mind and applying it for good use!

 

[donovan]

Its good to find a woman with the same characteristics as the "one".

Otherwise, you have the "one", at 12:30pm in the bathroom with some lubriciant and napkins. Truly the "one".

 

[Scrumtulescence]

I have a sudden urge to masturbate in front of the mirror...

 

[john_1234]

i have this post in my favorites and just read it again for probably the tenth time or so. i came across this post when i was feeling discouraged; it really picks me up

 

[organizedconfusion]

Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
I have a sudden urge to masturbate in front of the mirror...

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[floydtheater07]

Good job

This is an excellent post. We should all have this attitude.


Thank you.

 

[ADifferentKindofDJ]

Great post, thanks!

ADKdj

 

[shiningshadow]

I loved this post. Wow. Awesome.

 

[DJatNewYork]

Damn


good stuff




where's the kleenex?


im horny

 

[Alle_Gory]

Isn't this just narcissism?

 

[Alexander the Great]

Fantastic bump/necro.

Survivor is right. After I met my nemesis, the one Oneitis whom I thought to be The One, I did some deep soul searching.

The most important conclusion I was able to draw from my analysis of myself and my behavior, wants, needs, thoughts, beliefs, and everything else when I suffered that major and (definately) last unanswered Oneitis, was that everything I thought she was, was merely me, my wants, needs and ideals projected onto her.

In essence: In order to get The One, you must become The One. Curious to learn what woman will follow her way up with me when I do.

This should be the basis on which the DJ bible is built really. Why isn't this stickied somewhere in the bible?

 

[suaveplayer]

wow this is incredible.

so after a bad and draining week, i went to school on friday repeating to myself "im the ten, im the one". singlehandly turned my week around!

 

[Clash113]

Yes, you have to worry about yourself first and foremost. Most marriages are no picnics. Every man always claims he has the best bride, but a couple of years into the marriage he starts complaining about her. I've only maybe two or three happy couples in my life.

 

[Rebound Material]

WOW! GREAT POST!!!

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO FCUK MYSELF CUZ HELL, IM THE ONE!!!:cheer:






...but no seriously, this was too self-centered.

 

[Jon55]

Love yourself. How true this is.