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The Official smoothest lines thread

Oxide

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This is a thread to draw inspiration from.

We all had this happen - during an interaction with women we say something so smooth that it makes them melt. So post yours.


Here is mine, from few days ago. I am in a pizza shop:

Me: Heeey, supreme, my favorite pizza!

Her: Yeah! I remember that you didn't like olives so I made it without it!

Me: Awesome!

Her: Uh huh. But you probably don't like any of the pizza I make anyway!

Me: Well babe, may be that's true, but the important thing is that I like you.

Her co-workers and she all let out a big "Awwwwwwww" as I smiled and walked away.




I'm bartending. If you ever been one you know that people always ask for free alcohol, its unavoidable.

I am carrying two Jag bottles. A woman sees this.

Her: "Hey, those are mine, just bring em here!"

Me: "Sure thing, but it looks like you are busy at the moment, I'll just keep em behind the bar for now"

Her: :crackup:
 

The Bartender

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Ahh, another bartender. The amount of crap we put up with.
 

Oxide

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Kind of. isn;t it the smoothest move? I was talking about lines. like one line that in the context completely flipped her upside down.

I dunno, may be that thread was better cause it was more ambiguous.
 
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