"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Official smoothest lines thread

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This is a thread to draw inspiration from.

We all had this happen - during an interaction with women we say something so smooth that it makes them melt. So post yours.


Here is mine, from few days ago. I am in a pizza shop:

Me: Heeey, supreme, my favorite pizza!

Her: Yeah! I remember that you didn't like olives so I made it without it!

Me: Awesome!

Her: Uh huh. But you probably don't like any of the pizza I make anyway!

Me: Well babe, may be that's true, but the important thing is that I like you.

Her co-workers and she all let out a big "Awwwwwwww" as I smiled and walked away.




I'm bartending. If you ever been one you know that people always ask for free alcohol, its unavoidable.

I am carrying two Jag bottles. A woman sees this.

Her: "Hey, those are mine, just bring em here!"

Me: "Sure thing, but it looks like you are busy at the moment, I'll just keep em behind the bar for now"

Her: :crackup:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ahh, another bartender. The amount of crap we put up with.
 
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Kind of. isn;t it the smoothest move? I was talking about lines. like one line that in the context completely flipped her upside down.

I dunno, may be that thread was better cause it was more ambiguous.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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