"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Official "Post a pic of the fattest chick you've ever fooled around with" thread

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Face it guys, we've all been there. Well, maybe not all of us, but at least a few of us. Whether you were just trying to break out of a slump, were super hammered, super horny, or simply have a cellulite fetish, you've probably fooled around with a fatty.

This thread is your chance to post a pic of your closet fatty. Honestly I'm interested to see if anyone has messed around with a nastier or fatter chick than me. I'll go first but preface it by saying that this was:

A. A slump breaker
B. A beer goggles victim
C. A mega-horny Jaxon victim
D. A chick with HUGE tits, and I happen to like huge tits and was willing to let the cellulite slide at the time (see A, B and C above).

My apologies if this is your girlfriend.

OMG you can see the cottage cheese from here!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/boardsport311/fatty.jpg
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i got error. page not big enough.

whats this mean??
 
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Change the thread to "the ugliest chick you've messed around with" it's alot more fun to see the fugly girls you've picked up than fat girls, cause my diet consists on fat girls lol.......and don't laugh cause they need loving too :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's not that she's so fat, rather she just has an unpleasant look about her.
 
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It sad in this world that some people have to put other people down to make themselves feel better.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ohh come on stop riding your high horse! I see no reason why this is frowned upon..hell I love seeing what other guys are scoring with .....it helps me try harder to get a hotter chick then them! There are lots of ugly ass chicks out there just because we put their picture up instead of saying UG is nothing different they are still FVCKING UGLY! I had a fat chick that would go down on me (Wasnt that fat but not skinny either) do I care if I hurt her feelings? NO why should I?

Plus OP that girl wasnt that big but her hair was dumb lol it looked stupid....plus I always wanted to see the pyramids up close kudos!
 
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Gammergq said:
It sad in this world that some people have to put other people down to make themselves feel better.
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It is not just this world. I am sure this happens in other planets. Have fun with it silly. Don't be so damn serious! :rockon:
 
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I'm just wondering if comparing yourself with guys who score with certain looking chicks has to do with your fragile ego and the need to prove yourself to people who don't care. Amusement in cutting other people down? Why?

I'm just wondering.
 
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BoredDude said:
Isn't this kind of mean?
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Isn't this kind of pointless?

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I got a hand job from a fat girl that I ditched school with in highschool in a theater, it was gay as hell she would let me put it in that FAT ASS of hers (which was humungous and dispoportional to her body lol)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ThunderMaverick said:
I'm just wondering if comparing yourself with guys who score with certain looking chicks has to do with your fragile ego and the need to prove yourself to people who don't care. Amusement in cutting other people down? Why?

I'm just wondering.
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Are you talking to me? IF so then YES I am comparing the women I date to what other people date becuase that's me, not I dont have a fragile ego becuase if I did then I wouldnt be doing good with women and would be walked all over. Plus I dont care if I prove myself or not to other people because frankly I dont give a sh1t about what anyone thinks about me. Why not cut other people down? Isnt that what an "AMOG" does? Or are we having a double standard?
 
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You might have just made this thread DESCRIBE the fattest chick you ever hooked up with.
 
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LOL no way

I screwed a chick that was obsessed with me a few times when I was drunker than **** that would put all of this to shame. I'd get horny on yager and call her and do my thing, wake up the next morning thinking "Holy ****ing ****, my mattress is never going to recover"
 
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Leporello said:
It's not that she's so fat, rather she just has an unpleasant look about her.
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Looks like a happy woman, travelling the world, trying out new experiences - if you looked deeper than mere visuals you'd see so much more...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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