Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
Nevermind, I keep meeting girls who expect you to act AFC and if you aren't, they want nothing to do with you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Not quite, Rollo. That's what the forum USED to be about. Now it's nothing more than a place for posturing and puffery between plastic people, and 95% or better is a load of crap. Very few of the guys can even acknowlege their flaws, let alone address them and better themselves.Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
And that's what this forum is all about, retraining young men to understand this while providing them tools to respond to it. [/B]
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Why is nearly every country in the world run by a man?Originally posted by Wyldfire
Neither men or women are superior or inferior of the other...they're just different.
Oh give it a rest...Originally posted by Q-Unit
Why is nearly every country in the world run by a man?
Why are the worlds richest individuals nearly all men?
Why are nearly all world religious leaders men?
Why are women the child carriers?
Why are all women innately submissive?
I'm not a chauvenist, and i don't look down on women, but they are inferior to men. For the simple reason that nature made men DOMINANT.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
F#ucking A right!!!Originally posted by fyrefly
You realise being a don juan is all about slipping your hand down a feminists pants while she yells over your head into a megaphone about how bad men are.
Funny thing is that when I was on my trip to Washington D.C. that I saw a girl pushing around just a FRIEND (ex-boyfriend and possibly got back together). She was sitting on the inside of the coach bus seats and he was on the outside of the seats. She just ordered him like this "GET ME MY COMB FOR MY HAIR!!! NOW!!!" His name is E as far as anyone on this site is concerned. He gets up and is about to get it. convo time:Originally posted by Tkman
I am tired of girls pushing guys around like tools
I am tired of seeing girls thinking all guys are stupid (Thanks TV + sissy idiots)
I am tired of hearing how only man want sex and women dont ... give me a break women want it more
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You know, it doesn't hit you how bad it really is until you see it in real life. I laugh in the woman's faces. When I told two girls that I consider high quality (compliment coming from me and of course I tell them it in a humorous way to get them to laugh because this is a serious issue that is funny nonetheless) about that. They thought that I was funny and that it was sad.Originally posted by Lost In Translation
Quote : comic_relief
J: "Go away from us why don't you?"
:crackup:
she got upset because you were trying to free her slave
Quote : comic_relief
Me: "Oh did I hurt your feelings, your highness?"
Her: "Why thank you now go get him a damn drink!"
:crackup: she so stuck up and thick headed she took the "your highness" remark as a compliment
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
This is why true DJism will never fail. It won't fail because you change yourself into being cool.Originally posted by bossdog
Women are warning each other about seduction PUAs becase they are fake. They are really dorks not cool guys like they try to act.
Girls like to be with cool guys(the real thing). What a revelation.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.