"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Notorious P.M.S

Conquer

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What do you do when your lady friend is on her period?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KontrollerX

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You go hook up with someone else in the bullpen.

Unless of course you and the girl are into kinky sh!t and still like getting it on during her special time of the month.
 

Snyper

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Haha, go hook up with someone else, like KontrollerX said. I rarely talk to my girl friends when they're on PMS.
 

I'm in the Mood

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stop gettin feels on the b*tch and put some shields on the d!ck to protect ya from that HIV sh!t

lol thats a modified line from biggie
 

Conquer

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Makes sense. So basically ignore and give a women space when its pms time?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SinJester

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Get her to give head ;)
 

BlakeW5

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I just wrap it up and smash it anyway but that's me :rockon:
 
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