"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Notorious P.M.S

Conquer

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What do you do when your lady friend is on her period?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KontrollerX

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You go hook up with someone else in the bullpen.

Unless of course you and the girl are into kinky sh!t and still like getting it on during her special time of the month.
 

Snyper

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Haha, go hook up with someone else, like KontrollerX said. I rarely talk to my girl friends when they're on PMS.
 

I'm in the Mood

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stop gettin feels on the b*tch and put some shields on the d!ck to protect ya from that HIV sh!t

lol thats a modified line from biggie
 

Conquer

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Makes sense. So basically ignore and give a women space when its pms time?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SinJester

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Get her to give head ;)
 

BlakeW5

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I just wrap it up and smash it anyway but that's me :rockon:
 
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