"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Have you guys ever told a girl your a ninja to get her intrested in you. I do it all the time and the girls love it (note i really am a ninja). Alot of the times they dont belive me but its cool because i have pics to backup my claim.

I Say:

"This is me on completion of my NINJA training in Okinawa Japan"



"This is me in Iraq taking on a contingent of the Iraqi army with only a plank of wood and my most deadly weapon MY BODY"



"This is me having sex with a girl i just met on the beach"



After i show her these pictures she falls in LOVE with me it always works. I love my job it gets me so many women.

So guys if you want to get women tell them your a ninja.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not at the moment i must go meditate so i can communicate with my lost brothers Chi and Chang
 
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first your friend/girlfriend thread. now this.

i think someone just got his copy of photoshop.

more to come? i hope not.
 
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the story is poor as are the pics, but still amusing. keep plugging.
 
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what is this photoshop you speak of?........stay tuned and will post pictures of when i infiltrated and Iraqi terrorist organisation to recover a top secret millitary weapon.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The moral of this story is tell them your a Ninja and they will flock to you
 
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DONT ENCOURAGE THE TROLL!!!!1
 
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