"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Have you guys ever told a girl your a ninja to get her intrested in you. I do it all the time and the girls love it (note i really am a ninja). Alot of the times they dont belive me but its cool because i have pics to backup my claim.

I Say:

"This is me on completion of my NINJA training in Okinawa Japan"



"This is me in Iraq taking on a contingent of the Iraqi army with only a plank of wood and my most deadly weapon MY BODY"



"This is me having sex with a girl i just met on the beach"



After i show her these pictures she falls in LOVE with me it always works. I love my job it gets me so many women.

So guys if you want to get women tell them your a ninja.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Not at the moment i must go meditate so i can communicate with my lost brothers Chi and Chang
 

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first your friend/girlfriend thread. now this.

i think someone just got his copy of photoshop.

more to come? i hope not.
 

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the story is poor as are the pics, but still amusing. keep plugging.
 

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what is this photoshop you speak of?........stay tuned and will post pictures of when i infiltrated and Iraqi terrorist organisation to recover a top secret millitary weapon.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The moral of this story is tell them your a Ninja and they will flock to you
 

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DONT ENCOURAGE THE TROLL!!!!1
 
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