"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The New Spice Girls

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I heard some time ago they were going to reunite and thought it was cool. Today I learnt that they already did.

Basically it's this: They are having a world tour, including a million tour dates in some o2 arena in london. They seem to have some marketing for their merchandise everywhere too. They are releasing a greatest hits album, with a new single. The single I feel is more like a fan song, nothing extraordinary.

I like their music, catchy, etc. And their performances look cool, lots of lights and stuff. And something I noticed is that they're not performing in HUUUGE arenas and stuff, they maybe will make millions of dates, but they're keeping it in small arenas.

Now, the girls, I find them more attractive now. The african-english (?) one is hottt! And so are they all. And they speak in a very sexy accent!

Too bad they're not coming to Mexico.

ps- I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'm tired after work and am now sifting through the garbage on this forum, but keep having to stop every other post to bang my head against a brick wall. Thanks
 

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I used to think Posh was the hottest back in the 90's, but now I put her dead last. Give me the black one anyday! :rockon:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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mpimpin said:
I'm tired after work and am now sifting through the garbage on this forum, but keep having to stop every other post to bang my head against a brick wall. Thanks
Ohhh, yes, I feel your masculinity from here, another country! You are soooo macho, Mr. pimp

About posh, yes, she's not that hot anymore, but I still but her above the chubby one.
 

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Ahh, nothing like a SamePendo post.

Didn't you defend Michael Jackson to the death once? That was hilarious.
 

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D!ck Ramsey said:
Ahh, nothing like a SamePendo post.

Didn't you defend Michael Jackson to the death once? That was hilarious.
Wouldn't surprise me...:rolleyes:
 

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Good stuff. They were so unapologetically poppy and happy and COMPLETELY the opposite of everything I was listening to at the time, I couldn't help but love them when they came out.

I think it's cool that they're doing a reunion tour, but I think they've gotten a little boring and lost their edge. The new stuff and the new image reminds me of that third album they put out in 2001. Meh.

I liked them better when they were being blatantly being marketed with gimmicks, and their songs were so catchy you couldn't get them out of your head for days even if you tried.

I saw them back in '98 as a four piece. Still one of my top 10 favorite shows I've ever seen.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WhitePimp said:
I used to think Posh was the hottest back in the 90's, but now I put her dead last. Give me the black one anyday! :rockon:
Scary Spice was always the hottest. Still is. Post/Victoria is just disgusting. Of all the women David Beckham could have why he choose her I'll never know.
 

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My sisters used to listen to them all the time in the late 90s when I was a junior/senior in highschool. A few of their songs actually make me feel all nostalgic for that time and I don't mind listening to, like Viva Forever.. Musically some of their stuff ain't that bad for girly pop music. I could give half a sh1t about a reunion tour though.
 
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