"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The New Spice Girls

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I heard some time ago they were going to reunite and thought it was cool. Today I learnt that they already did.

Basically it's this: They are having a world tour, including a million tour dates in some o2 arena in london. They seem to have some marketing for their merchandise everywhere too. They are releasing a greatest hits album, with a new single. The single I feel is more like a fan song, nothing extraordinary.

I like their music, catchy, etc. And their performances look cool, lots of lights and stuff. And something I noticed is that they're not performing in HUUUGE arenas and stuff, they maybe will make millions of dates, but they're keeping it in small arenas.

Now, the girls, I find them more attractive now. The african-english (?) one is hottt! And so are they all. And they speak in a very sexy accent!

Too bad they're not coming to Mexico.

ps- I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm tired after work and am now sifting through the garbage on this forum, but keep having to stop every other post to bang my head against a brick wall. Thanks
 

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I used to think Posh was the hottest back in the 90's, but now I put her dead last. Give me the black one anyday! :rockon:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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mpimpin said:
I'm tired after work and am now sifting through the garbage on this forum, but keep having to stop every other post to bang my head against a brick wall. Thanks
Ohhh, yes, I feel your masculinity from here, another country! You are soooo macho, Mr. pimp

About posh, yes, she's not that hot anymore, but I still but her above the chubby one.
 

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Ahh, nothing like a SamePendo post.

Didn't you defend Michael Jackson to the death once? That was hilarious.
 

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D!ck Ramsey said:
Ahh, nothing like a SamePendo post.

Didn't you defend Michael Jackson to the death once? That was hilarious.
Wouldn't surprise me...:rolleyes:
 

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Good stuff. They were so unapologetically poppy and happy and COMPLETELY the opposite of everything I was listening to at the time, I couldn't help but love them when they came out.

I think it's cool that they're doing a reunion tour, but I think they've gotten a little boring and lost their edge. The new stuff and the new image reminds me of that third album they put out in 2001. Meh.

I liked them better when they were being blatantly being marketed with gimmicks, and their songs were so catchy you couldn't get them out of your head for days even if you tried.

I saw them back in '98 as a four piece. Still one of my top 10 favorite shows I've ever seen.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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WhitePimp said:
I used to think Posh was the hottest back in the 90's, but now I put her dead last. Give me the black one anyday! :rockon:
Scary Spice was always the hottest. Still is. Post/Victoria is just disgusting. Of all the women David Beckham could have why he choose her I'll never know.
 

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My sisters used to listen to them all the time in the late 90s when I was a junior/senior in highschool. A few of their songs actually make me feel all nostalgic for that time and I don't mind listening to, like Viva Forever.. Musically some of their stuff ain't that bad for girly pop music. I could give half a sh1t about a reunion tour though.
 
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